Attention Den and Kaderin!
 

I must be crazy... *taps microphone*
Oh, that thing is already on?

Ahem.

So you chose to tempt fate in one of my threads. As you know, the evil overlord is watching you.

Anytime. Anywhere.

My inventory still fits in a handbasket and I'm going to bed in half an hour anyway. Yet it doesn't mean you're safe. You wanted a challenge and a challenge you'll receive.

I'm a powerful warlock with a pen.

A master of words.

Do you think you're brave enough for a duel that consists entirely of poems and prose? I'll take on every topic to prove I can poetry slam you right back into your bedrooms. No coins for this, just your fifteen minutes of fame. Step right up and show me what you've got!

But...but...no one claimed I was better at poetry than you!
In fact, I pretty much suck.
I admit defeat from the get-go.
>.>

Hark, a challenger steps forthwith! Whether thy wit and prowess with a quill be mighty or lacking, thou hath set forth a sporting challenge, and not in vain. Thy challenge hast been accepted, heartily.

Awesome! First win of the day! *pats own shoulder*

And yeah, for some reason people have yet to acknowledge my multitude of talents in the compliment thread. Fortunately any sovereign of darkness doesn't require such praise from mere mortals to succeed. As you have proven.

I also beat you in one-hour-crafts. :p-evil:

Yeah, you probably beat me in everything actually. Despite what people think, I actually have very little talent and skill.

I think we need someone to suggest themes, who is at least partially unbiased...

Also, Death totes opened a can of worms by challenging me. :3

I'm a champion at spoofing things? But how's this for a theme? Things you can't trust!

Now we only need to wait for people to throw themes and...

...whoa no, what's that? Feeling a little insecure there, Kad? I've seen your derpys, and they're going to become a legend here on Tris. Get some self esteem in a bucket, I'm sure they sell it on ebay. Talent for the most part actually is just a lot of hard work.

Things I can't trust? That would make for a long poem in my case...


Death: Yeah, self-confidence, self-esteem, and self-value issues are something I'm still working on. XP
And technically Derpy is the name of just my one dragon. The rest are just dragons.
XD

Humorous things you can't trust. Though what I wrote about there isn't funny to the person it happens to.

Here's to a really simple task.
What are things I don't trust, you ask?
If someone with a mind so bright
Decides to dim their own strong light
To act all timid, oh so shy!
It always makes me wonder: Why!?

Roses are red,
Zyr vodka's top-shelf.
Kaderin trusts nothing,
Not even herself.

And because 1) it's totally ridiculous and 2) fits so well with Tam's heartwarming poem, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127

Well, that nearly made me PEEE my pants.

Glad to be of service.

Awww if I knew you guys felt left out I would have told you to make and submit avis with our themes

There was a strange little girl,
whose hair refused to take a curl.
As she grew older,
her attitude grew bolder,
Much to her mother's dismay.

Now this little girl,
with her non-existent curls,
had a younger brother.
Though they were both loved,
By her mother's own oath,
The little girl,
she was treated as an other.

Say what you will,
about love unconditional,
and a mother's love being thus.
When it comes to babes born of blood or not,
Unconditional love is no substitute for trust.

Lol. It's all good. I'm not so great with making avis.
XD

And please, forgive the excessive whiny bitch attitude I have. I haven't eaten anything much today, plus...general exhaustion which tends to lead to me coming across as more "poor me, feel bad for me, give me validation" than I mean to.

No worries, Kaderin. We all have 'off' days or weeks or months. ^_^

Yeah, but I took what was supposed to be a fun, silly thread and made it all "waa waa, woe is me" which was not cool.

Can we like...just delete all my posts in here?
*hides under a blanket in shame*

Sorry Death!

Hey, at least you didn't poop in the thread.

No you didn't. *hugs muchly*

*snuggles up to Den*
On the plus side, I finally have eaten food, so my stomach is no longer calling the shots with my mood.

You are good Kade! We were just saying if you felt left out you were welcome to do out challenges, we don't mind it is just Galla being silly (And me totally under doing it so Galla wins cause they are my boss) because we typically are running and judging the Avatar contests for the site so we don't get to enter.

You need to try harder then, because right now you're in the lead in my opinion :s-cool:

Shhhhh I dont wanna win! I don't want Galla to give me more work!

I'll upvote you, because I'm evil like that.

Death if I die Galla writes all of the announcements which are basically "Here are the items in a list please go fuck off"

...which reminds me I'm definitely looking forward to today's item release :p-nod:

It's a towel party right now. Join us on Twitch

Towel on face is like best pose ever XD

By the way anyone know what item teh lewd grinning paperbag over the head comes from? Saw it on Glitch's avi and nearly spilled my tea.

Past Yearly Dumpster Diver it wasn't a popular one but it has uses

Cool, thanks ^^
Alright, gotta run, but it was fun watching stuff being created.

*pokes about the thread* So... are we still doing this thing?

I'm still up for a challenge.

about me


I win, hands down.

Yep. I'm that good. :s-cool: