Derpy's Barn Dance
 

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"HI! I don't have any reawy good games or pwizes this time, but if you come dance and chat with me, I can give small bewwy pwizes!"

Come in, chat, dance! The refreshment tables are to the left, there is seating around the sides of the room, and dancing in the center.

As incentive to keep you around, Derpy is offering a berry prize equivalent to the page number every 5 pages! (So 5 berries on page 5, 10 on page 10, etc.)

Prizes:

None yet.

Hi Derpy, nice to meet you again ^^ wanna dance?

"Yeah! Dance me!" Derpy makes a flying leap into your arms.

-watches the dancing and cheers-

"Wheeeeee! You're a good dancer!"
Derpy attempts to wave at Dragoness, though it's hard to know if it was able to be discerned through the motions of the dancing.

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Gizzie brought cookies for Derpy

Yay! Snack times are the best!

I didn't even realize there are oreos with a different cookie than the dark one which to me tastes like earthy charcoal.

That does not sound appealing. I've eaten a few different flavors, but not sure which has been my favorite.

"Cookies!" Derpy piles half of them onto a plate and sits down, munching away.

Yup, I'm definitely no fan of oreos. That is, the original/classic oreo. *likes neither the cookie nor the cream part*

The lemon ones here however look similar to an off-brand cookie our local discounter sells in summer, and those are delicious.

Hi, Derpy!

Right now there's a limited edition Pineapple Coconut Oreo Thin that I think is pineapple cookie and coconut cream. It's part of a three flavor contest between those, a Kettlecorn flavor cookie in a vanilla sandwich, and a Cherry Cola one with the chocolate cookie and a cherry cola cream with fizzy bits? Whatever the generic name for Pop Rocks would be. Those are kind of fun actually. I never tried the Fireworks cookie last summer, but these are really quite a lot like a carbonated cookie.

Aw man, I wish we would get some exotic flavours. My absolute favorite is still the cinnamon Pringles from that one year one shop 'round here sold both cinnamon and mint chocolate as a limited Christmas edition. Haven't seen them anywhere the years after, I guess people didn't buy them that much. It's not US only, Japan has an amazing variety of kit kat chocolate bars. But apparently most Germans and Austrians prefer traditional stuff.

Derpy waddles over, cookies in both paws. "HI DEN! HI WITCHCHYLDE!" He hugs each person's ankle, offering a cookie at the same time.

Hi cookie! Eh, I mean, hi Derpy ^^;

"Hi Veshowa!" Derpy waddles over and cautiously hugs your bony ankle.

*settles down to watch people and dragons dance*

On the 15th I shall try all 3 flavors if I can find them

One of my friends has tried the cherry cola ones. They said that the cola flavor was pretty spot on, but the popping candy part really wasn't that great.

I wanna try the kettle corn one and the cherry cola one. Might try the Pina Colada one too.

*hugs Derpy* How are you? Do you enjoy the event so far?

Hmm now you're making me want cookies!

Hey Derpy! What about a waltz with me?

-Skitters by, and waves to Derpy-

Strider! Have you ever tried to dance? It's fun :f-wink:

Uhhhh... -Looks at all eight of his legs- ... Fun?

"Thank you very much for the cookie, Derpy," with a cheerful wave as he continues making the party rounds.

"Oh yes, dancing is really fun! Look, Ma, I can dance!"

*starts flailing about enthusiastically*

Would you like to try?

We can start with something simple.

Derpy sits up, yawning and rubbing blearily at his eyes with one paw. Apparently he had fallen asleep after gorging himself on snacks.
"I bet you could dance the macawena!" he said excitedly, hugging Strider's leg before waddling over to dance with Gizzie.

*blasts Macarena from an ipod shuffle from 2008*
YEAH NOW THAT`S A PARTY!

"WHEE!"
Derpy dances the Macarena as best as he can with his short arms and stubby little legs.

Go Derpy! You`re doing amazing!!

Next Derpy can teach us how to do the dance for Tragedy by Steps. (Originally by the BeeGees actually, but remade by steps, with a bitchin' 90's dance for the chorus.)
XD

It's hard to bear!with no one to love you, you're going nowhereeeee

hehe I know mostly because Steam powered giraffe used to sing it.

*applauds Derpy, then shows Strider the macarena in slow motion and encourages him to try as well*

Nice new look, Veshora!

Oh, thank you! I would blush... if I had skin, that is.