Round one, fight!
 

Sword cat!!

tv head bc it looks like he has wifi at his place

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Tv runs on electricity so I think he would electrify the other one before he got in a move tv Pikachu

you know what

i like those nicknames

:C Poor Boxing Sword Cat.

I'll still be his fan <3

TV Head is not plugged in. Also, that aint no flat screen! TV's are heavy. Sword Cat wins via whapping TV upside his head and snapping his neck.

Tv can fall and crush cat

Counterpoint: TVs are heavy. However, we clearly observe that Teevee is stable. Therefore, we can presume that Teevee is sufficiently strong to support the weight. We also observe that Teevee is made of metal and plastic.

Boneblade appears to be comprised of flesh and bone.

Therefore, Teevee is likely to be much stronger and much more durable than Boneblade.

On the one hand, it's hard to kill a robot; it's not technically alive. On the other hand, all you would need is a glass of water on the head and... "BZZZRRRRRRT"

Is TeeVee actually stable or only not wobbly because it's a stationary image? Perhaps TeeVee is merely a dude with his head in a casing?

Point though.

Still, "TV Head" would imply it's just his head that is TV, and an actual TV. Sword Cat is not just Sword Cat but "Boxing Sword Cat" so we can assume some skill in hand-to-hand and mobility, plus sword.

This argument kind of won me over...

Although in a physical gentleman's sword fight/duel, I think Boneblade would win.

TV Head appears cheerful while Boneblade seems ineffably sad. If anyone's emotionally vulnerable in that battle I think it would be TV Head, since Boneblade already lives in sorrow and despair.

teevee is an android with a tv for a head

Well is its emotions chip activated or disconnected?

But TeeVee, having a TV for a head, and presumably, a brain, likely has already been saturated with tv influences and lives in a place of fantastical delusion, not to be further affected.

Yeah TV head probly lives in a world of the fantasies that we see on TV. xD But there's also news programs in which TV head can catch first glimpse at.

I like your headcanons. They're more interesting than mine.

That reminds me of Oracle in "Isle Of Dogs". Not to hijack away from TV Head and Boneblade.

"KITTY!" Derpy waddles over and clings to Boneblade's leg.

...I don't see how my leg could possibly be a comfortable thing to hug, but okay.

I think dragon scale has a different comfort measure than other beings. Hoards of gold would surely be uncomfortable by most standards, but dragons make nests of gold piles. According to legend, anyway. Pretty sure Derpy's more the fluffy pillows type most of the time.

Sure, but Derpy's more...quilt-y than scale-y, and bones are...bony. Not... that my leg is just bones. ...Er, I mean...

Ooohh I've been wanting to watch that. *u*

Truly an amazing movie, I highly recommend seeing it soon, and often!

The animation in the trailer creeped me out a little, but then again, I grew up watching Wallace & Grommet, so.

I agree, but it still looks fascinating. xD

Whoops, new avatar. Not really what I had in mind but I ran out of head items. Blah.

It looks great though XD

TBH not a huge fan of it, but I had the base down and I wanted to at least do *something* with it.

So you didn't want to... lose face...?

I'm very upset that tv head is losing the battle :(

I'm kinda happy bone kitty is winning. 8D

...-shakes the Signature Weapon threateningly-

Realistically, most bones, while fairly solid/hard, aren't super sharp or jagged though. I imagine the equivalent would be like me hugging a small tree or a sign pole. Not the most comfortable thing, but not painful either.

No Face... I wish we had a No Face mask on here. D:

Their weapons seem mismatched. I'm sure you could use a USB to upload a virus into tv head or use the sword to smash apart bone blade cat's skull - but i'm not sure their weapons would do anything against the other one