Quotes About Lost Books
 

This sounds a lot like the D&D party I used to play in about ten years ago:

You walk past a couple humans, a goblin, a Firbolg, a Tiefling, and a Half-Orc, all researching something... And you steal 3 lost books from the book cart!

eta: 4 books rebound. Good as new!

I've got on in my sig ovo

You come upon a pile of stuff... It looks like stuff Den might have been looking for, including 3 lost books!

eta: Someone dropped 2 books in the toilet. They're still good!

I hope the toilet wasn't dirty ene

AGREED. Although, I have committed the grievous sin of dropping a book in the filled bathtub.

lol it was a Critical Role reference.

ETA: By the number of sticky-notes, it's a safe bet these 2 books were used in book reviews.

2 books, just laying here on the ground... Hrm... To take, or not to take?... To take!

You were cleaning under your bed and found 2 overdue books. Think the library will be mad?

"You find 3 guidebooks wrapped in a towel."

erm, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Encyclopedia Galactica, and...Learning to Fly?

edit: "Do these 2 books belong to you? It seems they do now!"

y'know, there's another post just like this that was started also on Feb 14th but at 08:32 PM....

Found the entire 'Game Of Armchairs' series. It's overrated. 2 books to donate.

The new 'Nuclear Ferretman' series is out! Collected 4 books!

I landed in the hospital after a hard cover book fight. Jokes on them! They're mine now!

o.o the latter is so meta

"4 lost books snatched from book club."

edit: "2 lost books snatched from book club." LOL!

this spoke to my IBS

By the number of sticky-notes, it's a safe bet these 2 books were used in book reviews.

They're a little wet, but they're still 2 books.

I found books in birds nests. Not sure what I was doing poking around bird's nests. We have hummers out here so must be small books.

4 books printed on toast.

And after you read them, you'll have breakfast too.

4 magazines in a shoe.

:s-shock: they must be all rolled up to fit in a shoe.

While hanging out with friends, someone hurries by you, looking like they need to get somewhere quick. They drop 2 lost books on their way. Yours now!

o.o well damn, penpal-ing in this economy?

So, how does Manga end up on the ceiling?

Ah, these ones were tucked into the bed. I can sorta see that one.

i will purchase all 4 simply out of curiosity

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Book fight round 2! Collect 3 magazines to patch papercuts.

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3 novels under the sofa.
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Have a Rose Carpeted Floor!

lol free books!

I have slain the book golem!

Your cellphone dings. Looking at the message for you, it reads: A stack of 2 books, 6 O'clock. You're wondering what it means. Then it hits you.

Ow x(

Your cellphone dings. Looking at the message for you, it reads: A stack of 2 books, 6 O'clock. You're wondering what it means. Then it hits you.

Lol I got the same one, but what hit me was,

ono "6 O' Clock...crap!" OnO; "I gotta get two books to steal!!" x'D

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They're a little wet, but they're still 4 books.

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4 books about quantum mechanics.
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whoops guess I should have been posting these xD oh well
loved all the different messages xD

Found 3 books of pugs in outfits. Do you really have to give these ones back...?

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2 books, just laying here on the ground... Hrm... To take, or not to take?... To take!

this is my favorite one xD

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You come upon a pile of stuff... It looks like stuff Den might have been looking for, including 3 lost books!

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You found 3 books! They don't bite.

3 books about quantum mechanics.

Wilson would definitely appreciate those.

I'm gonna miss this when posting haha