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..::[The Breakfast Fortress]::..
Built to keep all the haters out.
Made with a little Jack Daniels Syrup. ... JUST KIDDING, We used a LOT of Jack Daniels.. A LOT! Welcome to the Breakfast Fortress, A place built on equality, understanding, and an ass-load of pancakes. We've got three teams here at the Breakfast Fortress, we encourage friendly competition, but keep it safe and fun, boys and girls. We're all diners here at the Table of Life. Am I right? House Waffle: Keepers of the Code, you think very laterally. You like to look for the gaps in life, and fill them WITH MORE JACK DANIELS SYRUP! House Hashbrown: As the name implies, you're into a bit of everything, its hard to pin you, like its hard to pin eggs to a toaster. You adapt easily and like to take life like you like to take your coffee; FAST AND IN ONE BIG ASS GULP! House Bacon: You... you know what you like, and how you like it. You don't move for NOBODY.. except maybe more Bacon, or Candied Bacon. You are the next level breakfast maneuver. You may be rigid, and you might not be too flexible. But dammit you are A-OK with life as-is. The Houses are for fun and companionship only, not to be taken too literally, cause that is what the haters do.. And this was built to keep them all out, you dig? So have a blast, have some breakfast.. AND REMEMBER. You're only as cool as your Orange Juice. ((Note: Still under construction, banners to be added at a later time.)) |
~The Houses and their Contents~
House Waffle: Miya Lauv Keiko House Hashbrown: AmayaRyuu Poggio House Bacon: Soul Misericorde Espy Lost |
Thi si the greatest thing ever XDD ill see if a mod can move My God to GD kay bud Also <Reserved>
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<<Reserved just in case>>
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you can be Chief Sous Chef of the Breakfast Fortress. I'm the Head Cheese. Let the haterade flow, cause it can't penetrate these walls. |
Oh man that name i cant stop laughing XD
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I know right? Best damn thread EVAR
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I wanna be a hasbrown! XD
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ouo omglol. XD
I'm laughing so hard right now and I'm in class! XDDD I am best served by... PANCAKES! O:< |
Yea XD sugh i knew you would amke something like this Creed also is your woman gunna join here ?
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Cassandra of the Black Velvet Tornado isn't into sites like this, already asked thrice.
And yea, I tried to make something fun, funny, and catchy. Who doesn't like breakfast ?And who doesn't enjoy a fortress? Two great tastes that taste great together IMHO. |
o3o I like apples....
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He goes well especially when inside my good friend Pie, but then again, Pie is a slut, she is. everyone gets into her. Blueberry, Chocolate, Pumpkin, hell, even heard of Coconut getting some too and double teaming her with his friend cream. rumor is she enjoys threesomes with Lemon and merangue(sp?) |
XD oh god Pie is a slut but she is quite yummy no matter what
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Proven fact Sluts, while slutty, often times know how to do it right. Ergo sluts are doin' it right.
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We really need a new topic and more people in here..SPREAD THE WORD, BREAKFAST IS SERVED
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XD omg that is amazing....
I love you guys already. :'3 I shall spread teh word!!! O:< |
Amaya, copyin' mah style. This is flattering and I endorse it full swing.
GO MY OCTOPUS HASHBROWN DEMONSPAWN OF SATAN! |
*goes at fullspeed of 2 mph* ε=ε=ε=┌(;*ยดД`)ﾉ
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I officially love your siggy. Please, create Waffle and Bacon versions for others to utilize and i'll post them as banners on the thread? =3
Keep this up and you'll be cheese-covered hashbrowns if u catch my awkward drift. |
o3o Found it on google...
And I shall try to find pics. XD o-o i dont catch ur drift unless you mean it in a very perverted wayyyy...... |
I do cosplay Kakashi for a reason...
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Muaaaahahahahaha I love it. Just need ot scale em down a smidge (esp. Mr. Baconator) And we're golden. Bitchin.
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AH hah... XD
Yeh sorry.... Images are blocked at school, so I couldn't get any smaller versions. ^_^; |
Understood. Well we don't need them perfected this instant, the fortress can withstand anything, even time.
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*nods* Yush! It can and it shall!
o3o If I go offline, it's cause I'm doing work in biology.... |
Biology?.. BIOLOGY?!
All you need to know about biology I can sum up in 3 easy steps. 1) it works, you dont wanna know how/why, but it exists for a reason. 2) if it stopped existing, also, there's a reason. LEARN FROM IT. 3) does it have sex for fun? If yes, then go to page 4. If no you may go to your next class. |
o3o I'm in my last class for the day. XD
But lol I love that sum-it-up of yours. XD |
Can always do what i did in school. Raise hand, ask "gonna be on a tes- Wait, who cares, i'll pass regardless considering im fucking retarded smart"..and leave/sleep.
Ask Obbie, thats how i walked through highschool. |
haha yea thats how creed is like all the time XD
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o3o I'm just a sophomore.... lol. XD I don't study for tests and I'm passing... yet I have ADHD, Schizophrenia, and also suffer from panic attacks pretty much every night... I can't believe I'm still alive! =D Lol. XD
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Next time you panic, give it to one of your other personalities instead, let them deal with it while you go eat some delicious popcorn
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Daww ADHD Pals yay i has it to and Depression =/ the like weirdest combo evar. *Huggles Amaya* Your still alive cause you're awesome yea
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o3o Heh... I argue with my other personality. She's so... light loving... and I'm so... dark loving... XD
*huggles Obbiesan* Awweh.... My ADHD meds put me into a deadish state.... XD |
I dont take any meds right now im going back to get some for both cause i think i need em again. And if you evar needs to talk me and this guy over here are aalways willing to helps
trust me he is helping me cope with stuff right now =3 |
Yeeaa.. I drag him around the mall, make sure he doesn't spend money on crap, help him clean his house then leave.
COPING! |
My grandma is going to be putting me through counceling..... AGAIN. =_= She was calling someone today about it.....
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