Product Failures, A-Z
 

A-Z Products and inventions that fail spectacularly, useless inventions, or things that should just plain not exist.


A.

Aesbetos pillowcase.

B?

Baby Condoms

maybe you should give an explanation QMC other people may not get it

Chocolate toasters =D

Disposable one-use computers ;)

Erectile Alarm clocks

Fish-scented candles o3o

Goldfish tanning beds.


Thread explanation might be called for I suppose.

Homo Sapian Gun

International Dateline, portable version.

Junior Lobotomy Kit

Krazy Glue brand denture cream.

Light-up curtains

Mint flavored nail polish

Necktie Shredder

Open-faced lawnmower.

Perforated Steel

Quick dry lubricant

Resealble Farts

oooo.kay.


Steak spoons.

"Total Anihillation" hand soap

Underwater fishbowl

Vanilla-flavored rat poison

Window wallpaper

X-treme Sports ballet shoes

Yesterday's date calendar

Zoo fun for toddlers: carnivore edition.

Antarctica bikinis

Belly button caps to keep lint out.

Cat masks for hamsters

Dalmatian spot counters.

Elephant trunk extenders

Flame retardent kindling (so you don't burn your hands ;)

Grape flavored rubbing alcohol

Hamster-sized Bazooka

Incredibly long-lasting, flavoured super glue.