oh dear god!
 

ask the avi below yours something preeceeded by 'oh dear god!' make it as funny and/or as strange as you want<3

ex; oh dear god! did you stick the baby in the waffle maker?!

Oh, no, no no, I didn't, you didn't see anything! *evil stare, kicks behind herself to throw more dirt in the cliff to hide all proof*

Oh Dear God! Is that a flying monkey I see over there?!

Of course not! It's a flying lemur! Learn your primates! ;)


Oh dear god! You're on a horse!

not me! that was my aunt's new chair

oh dear god! did you just feed the goldfish to the vaccume?

No, I fed the vaccum to the goldfish. It just takes a while to eat it.


Oh dear god! Is that plant eating your mailman?

uh... no, not at all *whispers* damnit audry II


oh dear god! is there jello in your bra?!

Oh my, I thought I got it all when I spilled it o.o

Oh dear God! What did you just feed to that animal?!

I could tell you what I didn't feed it... >.>

Oh dear god!! What are you doing with that umbrella!?

wouldn't you like to know ;D.

Oh dear God! is that a man in a bannana suit?

im a woman...

Oh dear God! Why arent you wearing pants?

I just got out of the shower... stop looking! ><

Oh dear God! What's that coming out of your pocket? D:

That's is my....light saber (You wanna find out B)

OH DEAR GOD why is there a baby under the sink?

i was stocking up

oh dear god! why are you watching that channel?

What channel??? -hurriedly changes the channel an whistles-

oh dear god! Why did you take Timmy's last cookie? D:

timmy!

timmy, timmy, timmy!?

He's in a well!

Oh, dear God, where is Lassie when you need her?

i dunno but i had some fabulous soup yesterday<3

oh dear god! why are you doing that to the cat?!

It's not my fault, I swear, it asked me to shave it! At least that's what I think the 'meow meow meeeeow' meant...either that or it was hungry...

Oh dear god! Is that a tail I see poking from your back?!

<< >> <<........<3 maybe

oh dear god is that a snuke up your snit?!

A who up my WHAT?!? OnO

Oh dear GAWD!!! Is that a rabid squirrel on your head!!??

no he's perfectly tame *ouch*...mostly^^:


oh dear god why are you standing next to freddy kruger?!

Well he had cool claws and I...wait a sec that's FREDDY KRUGER??? *back away slowly*

Oh dear god! Is that your cat hanging from your ceiling behind you?!

....My neighbor's fault. -shifty eyes-

Oh dear gawd. What...did you do to my hat?!

I gave it to Charity

OH DEAR GOD! What are they doing to each other?

what does it look like ;)

oh dear god! what's in the sky?

Oh, it's just King Ghidora. xD

Oh dear god!!! Is that what I think it is!?

... No.... Its just a bottle down my pants. Jeesh!

OH DEAR GOD, DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!

[Batty is so tired, she had no originality right now. xD]

*looks shiftily to one side* Um... Depends on what you just saw? *hides evidence*

Oh dear God! Did you just see that gigantic snake over there?!

XD its fine Godzilla ate it.

Oh dear god! What is that plastic thing your wearing?

<< that is mine and my doctor's business only....


oh dear god! why did you stick the toast down your pants?!

I don't have pants, so, you were obsiously talking about someone else. Or maybe I have toast eating monster in my pocket.

Oh dear God! Why are you looking like you have flowerbed on your head?

Well, that's because I was gardening and kinda...made a mess of things.

Oh dear God! Why are you eating a human leg?

It tastes like chicken. -shrugs-

Oh my God! Why are you talking backwards?

.deriwer tog niarb yM

Oh dear God! Why are you holding a half-eaten bird?

I caught my lynx friend at meal moment. v.v;

Oh dear God! Why you don't have a shadow?

Because its part of my name.

Why are there pineapples on your head?

Because I'm learning to balance them.

Oh dear God! Why are you transparent?!

I am not *looks at hand* Oh noes! I am! When did I die?!

Oh dear God! Why is there a snake up your nose?

I was snorting a line

Oh MY GOD why is there a kitty in the fridge