My English Teacher
 

My English teacher is totally awesome, don't get me wrong I love the guy, but sometimes he can be a bit awkward. In fact, more than a bit awkward. For example, as we read The Great Gatsby, my teacher decided to demonstrate to the class how "every teenage girl wants to be looked at" as it said in the book, and decided to use me to demonstatrate it. AWKWARD~~~!

Point is, do you have someone whom you love, but can be really awkward?
Whom, and how? Tell me your awkward stories! They are top quality entertainment! :D

Hey Pin! And pffff "someone I love that can be awkward"
Um. You, ashley, kirsten. xD

Oh! I see your new avi now! Nice~

AND HEY. We are never awkward what are you talking about.
...
>.>

Oh, and Madame. Except she hardly ever makes me feel awkward despite her trying to be. xD

Thanks! :3

Haha that's funny.

I think it's awkward when she tries to make people feel awkward. xD You know?

-_-
I am just too gorge for you.
/suspender saunters

Lol, sometimes. xD
She has a new pose. You know flyswatter hands?
She now has Cord Hand, where she puts her computer cord through her sleeve. she high fived me in class today with her cord hand, then tried to pick my nose. xDD

Orly?? I don't know about that. xD

Lol, does she really? I miss that class so much.
But anyway on the subject of awkward, you should have been in history today. Mr. Long kept trying to wake Kirst up. xD

It's okay though, no worries. I'm too gorge for most people.

Also, random thought, being on an avatar site again feels a bit wierd to me. >.<

Yeah, she's a silly lady. <3

OMG That must have been fun. >.< It makes me feel awkward when she falls asleep in Mr.B's class...

Ah, well if that's the case then I shouldn't feel embarassed.

Does it? o: Pourquoi? (why?)

Indeed!!! I really miss it. Especially "fierce" and "flyswatter hands".

It was hilarious to say the least. And lol, poor Window Drapings.

Yeah, no biggie. You'll just be joining the masses of the universe. ;3

I don't know, just feels like I may be getting myself readdicted to a drug sorta. xD

Mmmm yes, it's been a while since she did fierce for us.. I wonder if she'll try to have another baby any time soon...

Haha, poor window drapings indeed. <33

Lol, well I don't like to be a conformist, so nevermind.

Ah, I see. Maybe you shouldn't then? > o >

Yeah, Idk I've been wondering the same thing.

It's waaaay to late to be a nonconformist. Besides, you didn't have much of a choice in this matter. The heart feels what the hearts feels.

But then what else am I going to do this week of Grandma-ness??? >.<

On one hand I hope she does cause she sooo deserves it, but on the other I'm sure it's like tres tres tres hard to think about another baby right now. D;

I'm not really that awkward am I?

Shush your mouth young missy. You and I both know you love that man. (Even if he stubbornly believes in your abilities when you try to convince him you have none!)

Plus, you loved when he did that to you. Otherwise you wouldn't keep thinking about it/bringing it up/ fantasizing.

I think Madame should have a baby. I would be the godparent for sure.

SO MUCH WRONG WITH WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
SO MUCH SO I MAY STOP TALKING TO YOU ALTOGETHER.

First of all,
Yes, yes you are.

Second of all,
I have ALL the abilities which he RIGHTFULLY believes in, thank you.

Third of all,
I did not love it.

Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth of all,
I do not often think of it, bring it up, OR fantasize about it. You somehow mistook youself for me. Shame.

And Seventh of all and the last point with which you were wrong,
I would be the Godparent.

Suck it.

BABY COME BACK!
Don't leave me here all alone!

First of all,
Aww....always though?

Second of all,
I was talking about myself dear.
Everyone knows you have ALL the abilities/talent.

Third, fourth, fifth, and sixth of all,
Sure. I can't believe we're having this conversation. Honestly. Neither of us think about it. Shame on you.

Seventh,
No she loves me more, I don't throw stuff at her.

So put that in your juicebox and suc---sip it!

I left, but I came back. Just like Tom.

1
No not always. <3
Only around Mr. P. <333

2
Oh oh I see. Well okay then. I'll let it slide. :P

3,4,5,6
I'm done with this! Moving on!
(You know how I KNOW I don't think of Mr. B like that at all though? That day he gave us Wasabi peas to throw at Madame. Remember, his hands cradeling ours? There was no butterflies or wierd feelings there, and I know if I were crushing on my teacher I would have reacted in some form to that contact. But I didn't. Which means I'm in the clear. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME???? :O xD)

7
Hardly, she likes Godparents who are a little spicy, like moi. (me.)

XD Shaun-y boy can be adorable sometimes.
SOMETIMES. >_>

You're not helping your case with that analogy...

1) I don't know if I should feel comforted by that or utterly mortified. (So I'm not always always awkward?)

2) Good

3-6) Wow, just wow. No I didn't. But I can't say the same for me with my dear Kesha.

7) Uh no, just no. That's not how she feels at all. She wants someone sweet, like moi.

Sometimes, but not often.

No? Darn.

1-> Both, you should feel both.
Actually you really aren't that awkward, I just didn't want to tell you that you weren't. ;)

2-> Oui, agreed.

3-6-> Don't judge me. Also, I heard she would be visiting your dreams tonight. So go to sleep in that little black number. xD

7-> What are you smoking?
And can I have some?


And yeah, not often at all. xDDD

I think I'm butting in - but I kind of notice that people I know who are actual geniuses are totally awkward.

No no, you're totally welcome! ^^

Yeah, I hear that. Some of the smartest people I know have the worst people skills. xD

Drink something. It might make you sound less stupid to yourself.

1) Poops my goots.
Well that's good, I think.

3-6) Already on it. (or rather, "in" it)

7) Sure, get in the black number first.

I have a few people I love, but find awkward to talk to. Exes mostly, because I never know what to really say to them. xD; With the exception of Zane of course. He's just awkward in general.

My mother has a very high IQ and has her children do all her talking for her. Also One of my best friends the poor guy just needs so much help, bless his heart.

I'm probably as awkward as it gets around people, though I never thought it would be a factor in my intelligence.
I'm just that one shy girl.

So awkward...other than posting here with all this "we know each other IRL and online awesomeness" chatting going on, would be at work.
There are a couple of guys who come in fairly regularly and I seriously am crushing on them so hard....but I can't really make any sort of move because first of all, I don't know if they already have a girlfriend or not, secondly, I could get in trouble for it with my boss, and thirdly, I'm horribly shy and have a hard time just making small talk half the time.
Ugh. I'm doomed to be single for the rest of my life.

Lady
Okay, I'm in it. Now where's the stuff???
/grabby hands

Batty
Eh, exes. I only really have one ex and I havn't talked to him in years, so chatting with him would definately be awkward. Our relationship was foggy at best, so that probably wouldn't help...

Faux
Ha, you friend reminds me of a few of my friends. Such sweet people, but soooooo awkward! Not too much around me, but as soon as someone less known walks into the picture they all but shut down. /sigh
<3

Pft, I feel your pain, KT.

I'm always getting screwed over. I'm not shy at all though, I'm balls to the walls blunt and honest. Its kind of like "HEY. YOU. I LIKE YOU. LETS DO THIS."

It tends to scare peeps. xD;

That "doomed to be single for the rest of my life" part reminds me of my life. xD

Work on the small talk for now I'd suggest! Pull that gf information out of them!!!

Batty
LOL, How could that scare anyone??? xD

Being too forward? xDD; WELCOME TO THE SITE BY THE WAY.

But yeah, girls who take the initiative and are all up in your face tend to scare some guys.. AND girls.

OH WELL THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME.

I LIKE YOU. LETS DO THIS THING. FRIENDS LIST.
xD

It only scares away the unworthy. xD

Pin: I can't. I've tried. Small-talk, once I've seen someone enough is fine, but I just cannot bring myself to pry into their personal lives enough to get any relationship status info out of them.

I'm sort of a door-mat when it comes to dating anyway. For example: one year, a friend of mine from college and I both liked the same guy. She knew how I felt about him, but I didn't know she liked him. Well, one night while I was out with my other friends, she sent me a text saying she had kissed him and that she was sorry because she knew I really liked him. But after that, I gave up. She wanted him, she could have him. In my mind, I stood no chance once they'd kissed.

HELL YEAH! CLICK THAT BUTTON! WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

:| That sucks, I'm sorry. I'd be a little PO'ed to be honest if my friend did that. >_<

KT, I feel your pain.
I'm super shy/painfully-obviously awkward around that one guy.
I'll be the one alone forever, you on the other hand will probably find someone pretty cool.

Batty, I wish I had your guts.
I don't think you would scare me off, I'd just be more intrigued XD

Batty
THERE. IT IS DONE. AAW YEAH.

Pinny;; YEAAAAAAHHHHBOOOIIII~ -coughs- anyway.

Lady;; I'm extremely outgoing, and a little nuts. xD; I hold back NOTHING!~

Pin: Once the college kicked me out, we never spoke again.

Lady: Oh that's a load of crap. All I do anymore is work. And when I'm not at work, I'm at home cleaning or being depressed. There's no way some awesomely cool guy is going to come into the store and ask me out or anything.
And they certainly won't come to my home.

Batty: I appreciate that.
I'm outgoing with friends or people I know, it's just other people.
I wouldn't be put off by that.

KT: YOU NEVER KNOW! I bet you that someone will come your way and you won't even know it. There's someone for you. And when that does happen you can look back and wonder how Lady knew.

Batty
/pats back
Haha, I'm pretty outgoing myself.
I bet we would make quite the pair irl. xD

Faux
Kicked out?! Oh no!! Why???
Oh, well unless that's too personal to ask. >.<

Lady: Alas, I do know. I've been around for long enough to know that while my friends and siblings can find someone, there's no one for me. Not around here at least. And I'll be stuck here for the rest of my life. And after the last attempt, long distance is not for me.
So while I appreciate your optimistic outlook, it's all just lies designed to inspire hope that I have no room for anymore.