Son of a Gamer!
 

We all make the most weirdest commentary when playing any type of video game. Either that, or we make funky faces when we are concentrating.

What are some funny moments that you either witnessed or participated in?

i never heard of it before...

Hm...

"AUUUUGH. HELP. I HATE SPIDERS I HATE SPIDERS."
"...I know you do?"
"NONONO. I MEANT THOSE RED GIANT SPIDERS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN ME." -points to screen-

"For the love of Morrighan--!" (Morrighan's one of the goddesses in Mabinogi.)
"...Really?"

"Erm...How do I sit?"
"You...sit."

how does espy know about it and i dont...

I know I've had a ton of these moments and...I can't remember any of them right now :( -cry-

whenever im playing something tricky i have my tongue poking out(it helps me concentrate, no judging) and dad always makes fun of me for it ><

When I play something like a word game with my big sissy, I always put mai finger on the head and then keep poking mai head and when I find something, I react like "AH! HTES IT! 8D" mai sissy always says that I'm too exited when I play but that's not true >.> but this makes me laugh xD

Well other than being like OH GOD RUN AWAY! RUN AWAAAAAAAY! (and I say this out loud) when being surrounded by a mob....or cursing when my character won't use a potion and dies? I can't think of anything XD

Ok... i think i know what you are talking about now...

so... MW3 with a sniper rifle...
Im killing guys left and right and getting close to my ac130 and then the next thing that happens is a grenade... try to escape but too late... and my moment was WTF!!!! OMFG!!!! YOU SOB!!!! ILL MURDER YOU!!!

Hahahahah....trying to figure out why a switchblade to the calf would insta-kill someone, while a claymore does not.

oh yeah...
great commentary i did once during the final kill cam... my kill of course...

"hey look over there!
What?
Its me rapetraining you 3 in this kill cam with a near death screen."

and just the other day i got mad at this one person using a noob tube. so what do i do? i set one up just to blow them up... and i do but then i run to their spawn and blow up 3 more people on their team with 1 tube bc they never left their spawn... were they pissed yes..." i am planning on putting this clip on youtube once i get my recording stuff put back together...

I call them names like biscuit, sausage, or call them the names of pokemon.

I just don't want my kid hearing that and it's not easy when all I want to say is you know what.

Every now and then, I'll shriek when watching or playing Resident Evil. I reach new pitches since those vibrating controllers came into play. lol

My friends and I have taken to calling this goddamn giant crab, Pakisgue "THAT BITCH" because that thing's annoying as shit and powerful as hell.

EDIT: Apparently I'm the only one who's called it "THAT BITCH". Everyone else calls him "THAT ASSHOLE".

*playing god of war 2 fighting a boss cant remember which one*

ME:"OH MY GOD HELP ME!!!"
My Friend: "Dont you understand the point of this one? the gods hate you why would they help you!"
ME: -.-'' Lawl

I'm the person who yells too much. I'm sure the neighbors can hear me, but they haven't said anything yet. :P

Friend: So, what are you doing? ^_^
Me: Riding my pony in the desert trying to kill a gigantic worm with my pistol. (Darksiders
Friend: o.O Ok then...

Note : This was originaly in French.

Me, confused : ...... (x_.)
Friend : What the hell are you doing floating on the roof. (O.O)
Me : ... I'm ... I'm not sure... It just kind of happened. (x.?)
Friend : Oh. (-.-)

Explanation : I was playing that one sonic game where he's a werewolf or something, and literaly in the 5 first minutes of the game while I was trying to figure out the controls, I'm starting levitating toward the sky. I stayed up there for a couple second before something loaded me to the ground xD I don't even know how that happened and didn't even knew this was even possible.

I was playing Diablo 3 a few days ago and i was fighing one of the bosses... so im running around and constantly dying... but i get to the point of his AOE attack and im just running around scream "OH shit he wants my dicks keep running" i eventually beat him after screaming this out several times..

I always end up sticking out my tongue and biting it between my teeth while playing.
Playing games and reading books make me totally space out and ignore everyone around me lol.

My sister died in mario and told him to get a faggot to match his face.
I have no idea what that means.
But she was dead serious.
And she definitely wasn't talking about gay people. xD