Under the Fridge [M]
 

Forget all that crap about "under the sea"; it's under the fridge that's the real place to be!

Are you shy and awkward? Adventurous and full of curiosity? Just plain creepy? Lurkers, stalkers, scavengers, creeps, weirdos, and things that go bump in the night are all welcome to scurry and scuttle here.
It's dark, it's dusty, and it's the perfect place to find bits of dropped food and the occasional penny. What more could you possibly want?
You may have to fight off the roaches and the mice, but frequent fights to the death just means more food for us all! :D


Venture beneath this refrigerator at your own risk and don't listen to anyone who says I'm dangerous because I'm totally not.

......Are mild mannered pub owners allowed?

Why, they certainly are! In fact, they get this dried-up piece of meat that I found as a welcome present.

>:6

.....*Heads back to the pub in disgust*

D: But it's hamburger! I know how much you enjoy beef...

*scuttles in and settles into a corner peering around*

Well this seems like a right lovely place! :D

Rem; It is lovely. Lovely, indeed. I don't even need to go scratching around for a spot to take a nice dust bath. *offers you a ball of dust wrapped in a strand of hair*

Kilala; HALLOOO!! 8D *shoves the back of a refrigerator magnet in your face* I found this.

*blink blink* Thanks? *takes the magnet and inspects it* Kinda nifty >w< *puts it in pocket*

Oh, the glorious treasures one does find under the refrigerator at times...

I found a couple of cookie pieces under here while you were gone, would you like one? I think they're chocolate chip! ^w^

*hiss*
So tired of chocolate chip. I'll wait for someone to drop a peanut butter cookie; they're all yours. XP

*Comes through with a broom and sweeps up the place a bit* >:B

WHY YOU SWEEP? THE DUST AND DIRT IS WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE HOME, YO!

*Sweeps you across the room*

Cleanliness is important! Come here so I can bath you!

*hiss, screech, scrowl*
THERE'LL BE NO BATHING THE WILLIS!! NONE! D8<