Salad!!
 

Hiya!
I'm Cucumbersome (heard of those competitions where the heaviest veggie gets the gardener a prize?) and I sure am delighted to be here! I love to RP, and make friends, and have continuous convos, and play dressup with an avi, and use loooaaaddss of emotes :s-twitch: :p-evil: :f-studious: I'd also love you to ignore the use of 'and' where it's gramatically incorrect :f-please:
Oh, and someday when I leap over my noob status how do I refer to myself? 'Trispheer'? 'Trisphian?' 'Trisphese'?

The correct term is "Trisphite", and welcome to Tris. If you've any questions, feel free to ask.

'Trisphite' that sounds coool :f-wants:

"Tis not her coldness, father,
That chills my labouring breast;
It's that confounded cucumber
I've ate and can't digest.":f-goo:
-Richard Harris Barham,‘The Confession’

Welcome, lunch >:D

(Translation: Welcome to Trisphee. I hope you enjoy your stay)

Silly silly you dont make friends with salad...you make friends with meat! Usually bacon now adays even though bacons not good...

Anyways welcome welcome to trisphee!!

Welcome to trisphee! You don't have to worry about me eating you as I don't really care for cucumbers.:)