Un planned awesomeness....
 

So...ever have one of those issues that no one plans for but when they happen it kind of screws you? That was me today. I got home from work at 630 am this morning. On my way to bed I ended up subbing my baby toes on my left foot. Upon waking I had discovered that not only had I bruised them I had broken my two baby toes. No splint, no meds no nothing and I have to be at work for 10pm where I will be on my feet for the next 10 hours. So a painful night ahead of me!

Has anyone had one of these awesome moments in life that you didn't plan for?

i move right before i got a lung infection now i have to pay for doctor visits >x> i have no job so i cannot go X''D does that count?

Yes yes it sure does. That sucks man

One very stormy night, my phone slipped out of my pocket as I was getting out of my car. Tumbles to the soaking wet ground. Don't notice, go inside and now I cannot find my phone. I drive back to work to see if I left it there. In the process, I drive my tires over my phone. When I get back, I unwittingly parked my front left tire on top of my phone. It's now the weekend, so I cannot find my phone and calling it is not helping. Bummed, I order a new one. New one shows up at work, I go to get it, and once I'm back is when I find out about my poor poor phone.

Somehow by sheer luck, the softness of the ground meant that the tire just smushed it in to the ground, and also kept it from getting too wet. It worked, no cracks or anything, but now I was out $100+ on an insurance replacement.

Man Salone i have done that but me I was not so lucky I ran over it and broke it in half. Then I had one explode in my pocket

Oh man. Did it burn you? I had one do that under a pillow once.

That's terrifying D: having your pocket blow up?!

I hit my baby toe on the exercise bike and bruised it pretty bad. The nail is still black. :/

I have the HICCUPS. >_<

And when I get the hiccups, they last for hours, and after the first few minutes they REALLY REALLY start to hurt.

Coda, have you ever swallowed water upside down? That helps me. >__<

Nope. I didn't even notice until I pulled it out of my pocket to use it. The screen spider cracked from the middle outwards and when I took it in apparently it over heated bad enough to explode and fry. Lost all my contacts and pictures...everything.

Doesn't help me at all. It just gives me a headache and makes a mess. For the most part, nobody knows what to do about stopping hiccups; all of the folk remedies are just confirmation bias because hiccups usually go away on their own, so people think the last thing they tried is what fixed it.

What DOES help me is to drink soda. Not because it makes the hiccups go away, but because burping helps relieve the pain the hiccups caused.

uhhhh... maybe you should call out sick? o_______O

I think if your toes are broken you can get a doctor's note...

;_; My hiccups came back! *whimper* My chest hurts...

Chug water continuously?

I have a cure for hiccups that works every time, at least for me. Hold your breath, plug your nose, and swallow three times without opening your mouth.

dunno why, but it always works for me. Makes your ears pop too.

Yeah I can't afford to. So I'm currently at work right now...in a large amount if pain...but living lol