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I found my i-pod today... it was under my bed this whole time... I suppose it makes sense; although, my i-pod was near the edge of my bed away from the wall, and my i-pod was under my bed next to the wall... pleae explain to me how that happened.

It is October, anything weird can happen.

I lost my i-pod months ago. I think in July or August.

You make a motions in your sleep - enough to get it lost in your bed. Gradually, it goes from lost in bed away from wall to the lower spot in bed near wall.

That's an interesting explanation.

I mean it was obviously Nosferatu.

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Maybe you lifted up your blanket and it went whee! off the other edge of your bed.

When the fountain pen I ordered arrives, I want to test it out. What custom message do you wish me to write?

Vexed by waltzes, dazed by menaces, pottery offed the gawking jubqub.

Write a pangram!