My body sold! [M?]
 

Uke's Mother: ...What?
Uke: The doll body I had up for sale... it sold!

Have you ever said something out of the blue that sounded completely off to someone else?

Ever talked about something and had someone not understand a word you were saying?

I tend to say random things like this all of the time, out of the blue. Especially when it gets really quiet and I just burst out with the first thing that comes into my mind!

But you would think that since I'd been talking about selling this doll body for a week, my mom would know what I meant.

Still... it did sound funny!

Some posts in this thread have the potential to be mature!

Ulti: "Ugh, why isn't it liking that??"
Sugar: "It likes it when I do it like that. Why doesn't it like it when you do it?"
Ulti: "Oh. I had my hands pointed the wrong way, now it likes it. ... Yep, okay, there we go."
Ulti+Sugar's mom in the other room: "... WTF??"

We were talking about Wii DDR. During one dance, I tried to follow the dancers like Sugar does, but I accidentally had the controllers pointed wrong and it wasn't registering what I was doing. We TOTALLY did not mean for it to sound bad XD

Oh my. Cx I can see how that might turn dirty!

Oh, Goddess. xDD; YOU GUYS SOUND JUST LIKE ME. I LOVE IT.

Hum. Lets see... theres a few that I can think of. But.. <.<; They're far too vulgar. xDD;

Me: Hey Z, did you remember that thing we got for Tigger?
Tigger: Whut? For me?
Z: What thing?
Me: That leather thing.
Z: What leather thing?
Tigger: ..... Leather? Oh god, I'm scared.
Me: You know, that... uh.. that thing we got from that store that was closing.
Tigger: Okay, now I'm really scared.
Z: Which store that was closing?
Me: That place in O-Town by Lollicup.
Z: Oh, that place! ..... What leather thing?
Tigger: Okay, what the heck are you talking about, and should I be scared?
Me: That thing that goes over her thingy there, and no, you don't have to be scared.
Z: *looks at Tigger* OH!!! Yeah, I have it in my bag. Gimme a sec. *rummages through her bag and hands Tigger a brown leather iPod cover*
Tigger: ..... *bursts out laughing*

This isn't dirty, but...

"Get in a car and fly, stupid, you can't fly a bike!"

My brother had put in the flying car cheat in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, but was instead wasting time doing bunny hops on a bike, much to his friend's dismay.

Taradiddle~ I was lost until you explained that one! I was like, 'flying cars!?'

Oh all the time, but I guess it really depends on who you're talking too.
Like ~
Friend: Oh, do you want some butterscotch shnapps?
Me: *not really listening* Oh yeah, sure, I love butterscotch!
Friend: Oh, yeah cool.

For the next couple of hours I was nagging them for butterscotch, but the candy, not the drink.
They were starting to think I was a crazy alcoholic. xD

Almost everything that comes out of my mouth can be followed with "That's what she said"

And in a class full of guys, I get called out on it a lot. :s

Can't give any examples atm tho....

Friend: Dissy, don't blow..Suck!
-silence-
My boyfriend: wh--WHAT?

My whole group of buds go into a laughing fit. Maaan that was awesome! This whole ordeal came from my boyfriend trying to clean out his fish tank with a hose.

~RPG group~

"I put his thing in his hole!" - aggravated girl
"I...I didn't mean it like that!"

It actually drives me nuts when I'm talking about something that makes perfect sense to me and the other person has no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno, when things make sense to me, It's frustrating when they don't to others. XD I'm bad like that.

Oh god that happens to me ALL THE TIME x.x' And usually I give the mean looks, but sometimes it's like "haha, yeah got me there..."

"I want to be a lesbian until I get out of high school!" -me
"Wait...I thought you weren't into girls..." -boyfriend
"What? No, I'm not into girls! Why do you think I told you I love you?" -me
"...It's virgin, Farren..." -boyfriend
"Oh, so that's the word! Sorry, I mixed the words up!" -me
"How?...Oh nevermind!" -boyfriend

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"Cat! You smell like butt cheeks!" -me
My friend is balled over laughing. I'm completely confused as to why.
"Butt Cheese? Butt Cheese?!!" -friend
"I didn't say that!" -me
"Oh, ok...hehe Butt Cheese!" -friend