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ask the avi below yours something preeceeded by 'oh dear god!' make it as funny and/or as strange as you want<3

ex; oh dear god! did you stick the baby in the waffle maker?!

Well I'd need to get a baby first and then get the urge to do that >.>

Oh Dear God! did you just shove a person off the cliff?!

Oh, no, no no, I didn't, you didn't see anything! *evil stare, kicks behind herself to throw more dirt in the cliff to hide all proof*

Oh Dear God! Is that a flying monkey I see over there?!

Of course not! It's a flying lemur! Learn your primates! ;)


Oh dear god! You're on a horse!

not me! that was my aunt's new chair

oh dear god! did you just feed the goldfish to the vaccume?

No, I fed the vaccum to the goldfish. It just takes a while to eat it.


Oh dear god! Is that plant eating your mailman?

uh... no, not at all *whispers* damnit audry II


oh dear god! is there jello in your bra?!

Oh my, I thought I got it all when I spilled it o.o

Oh dear God! What did you just feed to that animal?!

I could tell you what I didn't feed it... >.>

Oh dear god!! What are you doing with that umbrella!?

wouldn't you like to know ;D.

Oh dear God! is that a man in a bannana suit?

im a woman...

Oh dear God! Why arent you wearing pants?

I just got out of the shower... stop looking! ><

Oh dear God! What's that coming out of your pocket? D:

That's is my....light saber (You wanna find out B)

OH DEAR GOD why is there a baby under the sink?

i was stocking up

oh dear god! why are you watching that channel?

What channel??? -hurriedly changes the channel an whistles-

oh dear god! Why did you take Timmy's last cookie? D:

timmy!

timmy, timmy, timmy!?