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Yarrr and avast, ye roach-swallowing legless worms of a rotten fungus!

Here be a place to challenge one another with new curses. From the shakesperean "If only thy self were worth more than the flimsy nail I bite" to the ever-so-Eschaton "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire," to the Howling "May all your bacon burn," come for laughs and to challenge your black slug of a tongue at a most base art.

May your efforts be futile and your fruits taste of ash, ye who breaketh these

RULES

1) Follow the standard rules of Trisphee.
2) Do not, I repeat, do not try to harass here. This is meant for pure fun.

Game Rules:
3)Try to out-curse the poster above you.
4)Do not resort to simple cursing - embellish it with foreign words and descriptions.
5)Have fun.

Thou damned souls who so lay here, they may feast only on the bones of the wolves of the End, as carrion-birds.
Black List

The most memorable of swine shell feast on the gruel of the snail here. Memorable Curses

And...Open.
Come at me, you planks of wood. Your sturdy legs shall fall to my ax, for you move like sap, so slow and easy to take. And I shall take you, and every one of you will be a footstool for me to rest on, worthy only of my stinky feet!

False, that was "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire."

Probably one of the most offensive, yet clean things I've heard.

Aiigh. I have so many issues with that one, ahaha...

"May you fall prey to a hundred carrion crows."

...comment removed due to being cliche but true...

"Your have spine of a worm."

Heheh, it is a pretty nasty curse, I feel kind bad for knowing it...

"I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

Yeah...I don't want to comment on that one...

"Let any child of mine suffer, so my brother's children be okay."

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch hairs and your arms be too short to scratch.

O.O spoopy....
May you commit such wrongs as to be shunned by all you care for.

"I should like to write you the kind of words that burn the paper they are written on..." - Dorothy L. Sayers

Depending on the situation, it can be a curse...

Thou art rotting fruit on the top of an ant hill!

"May you rust on the scrap heap for all eternity"

Ha made that up but try to guess what show/movie I got some of the words from?