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Yup, and Den's even bigger (taller, that is) than me and it doesn't save her. XD

I went clothes shopping today. It might take me a couple days to recover.

*Gives Tam teas and a warm blanket*

*Waves at everyone*
*Reads thing about kids*

Baby Lawtan: "Ga? Co-ok-ie?"

Lawtan: "No." *Hides the apocalyptic adorable pile of dragon spittle away*

warning, yell coming:

BABY LAWTAN! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XDXD

I dunno, Tam. I think I might have you beat on weight, too. lol I'm not a dainty pixie, for sure.

(There is a full thing about Baby Lawtan coming about by accident, looking for cookies, and sleeping...while causing black holes to warp into threads, monsters from the Black Lagoon, and general terror by way of being essentially baby chaos. I think one time he may have turned everyone in the thread into pillow-heads because "It's nappy-time now" xD)

In real life, I was a most horrid looking baby - skinny as Gollum, splotchy like I was always ill, my eyes were open and tracking...small enough to be called Peanut...

*snerk* Peanut's what we called the sibling when he and I were kids. He was a premie baby (three months premature), and was only two pounds, three ounces at birth. You wouldn't know it looking at him now. He got over his early birth pretty quick. He kinda hit the jackpot, considering we were both born in the late 1980s, and he was so tiny... he really didn't have any health complications as an infant.

I, on the other hand, was a colicky baby, according to the 'rents. And I had a heart defect that got corrected when I was about 7-ish. But I was always a very curious baby, too, and pretty much every picture of me from that time has me with my eyes wide open.

Curious Den! :D

I was more "small because of starving myself" (Baby-me: No! I don't want to develop! You can't make me!)

:( *Hugs the Den*

I'm told that I was a tiny, fat thing who was too round to hold hands with herself, and who had hair just as thick as it is now. Only THEN it would have been cute when the stuff stood all on end. Now it's just annoying. LOL

You sound like the kind of baby I would have never put down, and would have tempted with mushed up bits of whatever I was having. *grew up attachment parenting younger siblings and hurt baby animals* And fictional Baby Lawtan sounds like a fun character to play with! XD

Heh, I don't know how I would respond to that - hypersensitivity and all - but that did make me smile a but.

lol and I prolly would've been the little stinker in one of those walker-type toys who'd scoot over to see what peeps were doing, and beg for noms too.

Awww. Yeah. But in my younger days I turned many sickly little animal babies into the healthiest ones on the farm. So maybe... LOL

*offers fictional baby Lawtan a firecracker*

*Being a dragon, it eats the firecracker and hiccups a little flame*

Awesome! :D

*offers a ghost pepper*

*Eats ghost pepper, which as peppers only give a burning sensation - not actual burning - causes the Baby to immediately seek water and drink a lake.

Baby Law passes out, and a massive steam-fog covers the thread*

Maybe I shouldn't wander in here, it's too foggy. I might trip over a baby Law.

LMBO! I'm sure he'd only cuddle you. Though the cuddle might have mutagenic properties...