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The monster!

Because he's busy delivering presents I hurry and freed the elves. I pushed them all into the icy water and told them to swim to safety!

They will be here any minute!

...... Any minute.

What if they are frozen/full-body-frostbitten/die of hypothermia on the way?

..... they will be here.
Just you see!

...Why am I flying with these half-frozen and waterlogged elves on my back?

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
You'd better not breath you'd better not move
You're better off dead i'm tellin you dude
Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOOOOOWN

Question! Are we gonna hunt for the easter bunny next?

One holiday spirit at a time

Isn't the next one the New Year's Baby? Or is Cupid next?

New years baby isnt a real holiday spirit, never even heard of it before i saw him in the Fairly Odd Parents. Besides which mythology Cupid are we talking about?

Cupid is a asshole who makes random people fall in love together, poops out chocolate that he sells for a hefty price on Valentines day.

And the New Year baby is just a curse to give babies who are born on New Years the ability to be extra cute for one day only.

I just CAN'T BEAR Cupid ok? MUST.GO.DOWN.
I mean so many people who'd be otherwise happy are suffering so bad and Cupid just wreaks havoc and I mean people die of heartbreak and kill other peeps and suicide and live miserable lives and AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Ah so you celebrate Singles Awareness Day then?

Yeah totally, although that doesn't do much good. Since Cupid makes it so it just happens and it isn't in your control whether you wanna or not.
Why is the abbreviation SAD though -_-

Because some people are sad that they are single when everybody else are lovey dovey?

I know that if you experience love once you keep wanting it. But peeps who've been lucky enough to escape it thus far shouldn't be so masochist.

I never have experienced love, the feeling of love i mean. Kinda disappointed that i haven't. Well i haven't experienced any other kinds of love either.