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Sniped while foolishly trying to enter the gates of their super cool and creepy estate.

Drop kicked with a single converse, then stabbed to death with feathery horns

Would use dark powers and herds of kitties to capture and rip to shreds so that you may stand on the bones of your victims.

From out of a the fog, a cry of "Board the ship!" rings, cutting through the murky air.
Dark figures pitter-patter, scramble around the deck.
The silhouette of a woman appears.
The *wongwong* a shine of a sword.
That's all.

Unleash a pack of wolves and have them eat me as sushi.

They didn't. When I died, my body was dumped into the bay, where DKoi ate me.

By, uh....driving me to insanity, upon which I climb into that gaping void and am never seen again.

Running me over with a horse on a full-moon night. Without a second glance behind.

Probably freezing me to death with ice powers >.> Or pretending to be a damsel in snowy distress by taking over a long-dead physical form and then letting hypothermia do its job.

With a quick slash you kill Albert, my trusted butler.
Next you stab straight through my mistress Ashley's heart, leaving me horrifyingly alone with the corpses of my loved ones.
I spent a good 2 days burying them in the spot you killed them, and as I mourn their loss placing flowers upon the graves, My head flies off to see you standing behind my body, poised with a single drop of blood along your blade.
Then I see no more.

I see death by toxic sludge in my near future

"And quothe the Raven, NEverM-------aAhhAHHAHAHAHAH off me get off me AHAHAHHAAHHA!" I scream as my eyeballs are pecked out, bleeding all over my book and collapsing on the ground, as a raven flies into the air and leaves a nice poop directly on my head before it flies in the distance.

"Oh look! A tabby cat!"
Chasing it into a field of purple, when--
*pwaaff!*
Balloons poof up and explode *BAM* -dies-

The particle accelerator scarf is useful in bombarding me with a lethal number of alpha and beta particles. Death from there is...painful. Curse you, impossible color! Curse you!

The black flame creeps into my cave, overwhelming the warm pink flame.
As a result, I die from the cold.