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Granted, but once you change your appearance, your house will get mobbed by fans daily.

I wish I had wings to fly.

Granted. But they are present only whilst asleep.

I wish i had a big bag of tree-ripened peaches, fresh and very aromatic.

Granted, but all of them have been eaten by worms on the inside.

I wish my will to do more could come back soon.

Granted, but everything you do comes out poorly...

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted but they won't be granted

I wish I will get all A's this semester

Granted, but now you can only speak and write with words that start with "A"
I wish I didn't suck at everything...

Granted, but now you can never use a straw or vacuum cleaner again! (because they suck, like, as in the verb).

I wish I didn't get headaches anymore.

Granted, but now you are headless...
I wish I had more motivation

Granted, but it was more motivation to be lazy than to be motivated to do anything else.

I wish I can get free money

Granted, but you've been charged with money laundering and will most likely go to prison.
I wish I could talk to my OCs

Granted, but they never. Ever. Stop. Talking.

I wish it was easier to carve wood.

Granted, but wood is now so easy to carve that trees having been dying from the inability to hold themselves up.

I wish I had more time in a day.

Granted, but days now last 48 hours more than usual.

I wish I was good at sewing doll clothes.

Granted but they never work or fit with the dolls you want them to!

I wish I wasn't so scared from driving today D:

Granted! But now something dangerous does happen.

I wish Brooklyn would flood and my midterms get postponed.

Granted! Unfortunately, everyone is really good at re-organizing after the flood and the midterms are only postponed by a few hours.

I wish I wasn't so bored...