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I offer wholesome blueberry pie topped with whipped cream to the beast for its cleverness!

Sooo it doesn't have to be a word that starts with P, doesn't have to have at least 3 words, Doesn't have to be an ever number of letters…. Beast you are picky this time

*Slides over Apple Turnover*

Tiva, if you think this is picky... I had one of my previous ideas be "only food than can be spelled with elements from the periodic table" - but on a test run no matter how much I liked the idea I figured there just weren't enough qualifying dishes.

The thankfully not that picky beast eats wholesome blueberry pie topped with whipped cream and Apple Turnover.

I got an idea of what the beast likes now.

*offers a Warm, Flaky Crossoint With Fresh Butter Melting On It to The Beast*

The beast devours Warm, Flaky Crossoint With Fresh Butter Melting On It.

*Offers up a Full Baskets of Oranges* If you won't eat my melons maybe you will eat these?

Can I get out? Pretty please?

*lets mdom out by courageously punching the beast in the stomach so it barfs*

Butttt to make up for it, I graciously offer the beast arustic tortilla with steak made from scratch

I offer a cabbage patch kid to the beast.

-worms her way out of the beast-

The beast ignores the Full Baskets of Oranges.

But it eats the rustic tortilla with steak made from scratch and a cabbage patch kid.

I present to the beast a big bowl of light congee to wash down the previous meals.

I slide a fresh bowl of Cheesy Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Shredded Chicken Gravy

The beast gracefully accepts a big bowl of light congee and Cheesy Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Shredded Chicken Gravy.

I offer the beast sixteen finely crafted strawberry macaroons!