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Granted but now the air is super muggy wherever you go.

I wish everyone here could have their amazing avatar of choice.

Granted! But now no one feels motivated to post for aurum and trisphee is dead. Way to go Joe!!!

I wish I didn't cry for anything.

The more people post, the more the community thrives. Its a full circle of effect.

Granted but your eyes soon dry out and blow away with the wind with a PUUUUFFFFF from lack of moisture.

I wish there would be a new CodeMENT from PurpleEyesWTF!

Granted, but it's a 15s video saying she needs a break :(((


I wish it rained.

Granted but now it's flooding.
(real story right there)

I wish I didn't have to get up to go pee .-.

Granted but now your bed is wet and smelly. What? Did you think I was going to come up with something creative?

I wish I had all the items already.

Granted but then you have no reason to post anymore and end up drifting away from the site and going off to do super adultier things and leave us all behind.
Moral of the story: Don't buy all the things. XD

I wish I could sleep forever

Granted but then how would you talk to me??? Worst ending possible, tbh!!


I wish I was super lucky.

Granted, but everyone around you has super bad luck.

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted. But you can only turn back time 5 seconds each day.

I wish I was immortal.

(as is with every wish of immortality)

Granted, but you watch all your friends and family grow OLD AND DIE.

I want 1 million subscribers on my Youtube Channel.

(I can appreciate even 5 seconds/day.)

Granted, but they're all bots that post russian wife ads, cheap vigor pills, and "subscribe back to my channel" in the comments section.

I wish I had sriracha sauce right now for my ramen.

Granted but the siracha sauce went bad, and it's rancid.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, but all the buttons are stuck.

I wish EA would stop forking over their customers.

Granted but games cost twice as much to compensate.

I wish for a pet unicorn.