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Granted, but they fail.

I wish I won the game.

granted but that was just in a dream
(i lost the game)
i wish i had a dragon

Granted, But I stole your dragon >:3
(haii!!)

I wish I had a pie to hit Kira with for not saying Hi to me lately. XD

Granted, but you get hungry and eat it.

I wish vampires didnt sparkle.

Granted, but now they roll in glitter so they do. Sparkly!

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard right now.

Granted, but now life is but melancholly.

I wish I could spell properly.

Bummer.

Granted, but now you can't spell any word but 'properly'.

I wish I had something to drink

Granted but there are too many to choose from now.

I wish i had some breakfast

Granted, but there was nothing to eat but burnt sausage.
I wish I could play Sonic the Hedgehog 4 right now..

Granted, but you get sucked into the game and play it real life. Then you lose a life and die.

I wish my room mate would stop singing Lady Gaga

Granted, but they start singing Justin Beiber!!!!

i wish i had a biscuit... (just saw one on a commercial... )

Granted, but its pixelated and you can't eat it.

I wish I had a heating pad.

granted but it was too hot
i wish i had my pants back