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Okay but

HOW do you mess up scrambled eggs

Even I can make them and I have the cooking skills of a fucking toddler

i wish i knew. my brain knows how to do it. i can do each and every step correct, individually. and yet i can never egg. i am always finding new, creative ways to ruin my eggs.

and like. i can cook other things. i have my turns cooking for the whole household, even.

but eggs.

eggs.
endless eggies for your leggies.

I think a video came out recently that showed all the ways to make eggs. Maybe you're subconsciously inventing new ways, Galla.

Same curse too, Void. I can't manage conversations either, to the point that I just don't have them in public. At first I only lurked in forums for years as well, but anxiety plays into that.

got anxiety up the wazoo over here as well.

DISTRACTION!!

... did it work?

*wanders around again*

beeps softly, gets into a box and tries to coax kitties into a box.

*waits until all kitties are in the box to steal whole box*

stares at mdom
with my
ocular sacks

i love to talk.

help me steal this box, chocobo

i don't have fingers to get sticky for box stealing though ;3;

you have arms

yeah but i don't have a license to shoot

WHOA we're not shooting kitties here!!!!