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I can't help someone went camping in the desert and put the mask on the cactus to make it less scary at night.

Or they're dead!! The only thing left... the mask

The mask saw... everything. And it originally had a smile.

Oooh this story is becoming too serious D:

Everyone likes to write about scary masks or masks with power. What about the perspective of the mask about the scary humans?

masks have no feelings!!

or do they...

You'd have to ask them.

My brain is being weird, more so than usual. I have a crush on the cheese guy, yet have no idea why. And now he probably thinks I hate him because of how I clammed up when he was trying to help.

Because he has access to tons of cheese, obviously, making him very uhn, what's the world, eligible.
You just need to go again and ask for more cheese.

I would if I had access to the car. Especially since he went out of his way trying to offer to cut some, but all I could mutter was no thank you. But we won't go back for a while.

Tell your dad you're pregnant with the antichrist and the baby wants cheese

he can't deny that

I don't think he'd care enough. It could probably be bursting out of my belly and he wouldn't bat an eye.

He never asks for grandkids or anything? That's nice in one hand.

What about the dogs need cheese

He knows I'm a forever aloner. Too mentally unstable to ever be in a relationship. Doubt he has any interest in grandkids, not that would ever happen if I did get in a relationship.

His dog is already spoiled because I manage all of his needs. He just provides extra pets.

He's uhn more understanding than average.
My parents still think I'll change my mind about kids u.u

Tell him the dog isn't eating anything but cheese xDD

I don't think he had any interest in having a kid of his own to begin with, so that helps.

Just steal a baby and hand it off to them to raise, and tell them they have to since they wanted it so badly.

They sell dog food, too. It'll be more convincing.

My mom says she didn't think she'd have kids either and that my sister was an accident? That because my dad was 50+ she didn't think he could still have kids? And I just. Ok, tell me more to my face how we're unwanted

What kind of place sells cheese and dog food xD