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Oh yes, let's get dangerous.

*puts gratuitous amounts of rum and the souls of murdered virgins in her tiramisu*

No Divine creature will be able to withstand this symbol of my power.

o__o

Ahh I finally have an outfit that I like and that is appropriate. xD Sure took me long enough.
Now I better go and... do Algebra. :s

But math is evil! Thus, it is enjoyable.

I am to assume the souls replace the Kahlua?

xD I was thinking that too... Haha then.

I knew I was forgetting something.

*pulls out a scrying mirror from her corset and sees one of her minions reflected on it*

Maggot #1, bring the bottle of Kahlua to me in one minute or I'll kill you.

Quick, effective, to the point. I like it.

*puts away the mirror smugly*

Lessons cannot be taught by a gentle hand. These types won't learn anything unless you lay them up for a week.

Himi reporting in. 8D

Welcome fledgling. I see you require some armaments. I suggest you get suited as quickly as possible and enter the fray of battle to obtain glory and riches beyond the reach of mere mortals. We must be prepared at all times!

But before you go, Himiko... *grabs the bottle of Kahlua hidden in Himiko's back pocket*

That useless creature can't even come here to bring it himself. Pitiful.

Sounds like there will be a feast tonight. I think a new throw rug is in order.

I am in agreement with that plan. First we feast.

Then we will all have a drunken brawl and I will "accidentally" behead the disobedient worm in a fit of alcohol-laden violence. Sounds just about right.

It sounds like the best way to end the night. A good rest after some revelry and a good meal.

I hope there's pig. No feast is complete without same ham.