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I am forever filled with shame.

Don't be! You are a jester. You did your job! 8D

Oh, well then! Guess I'm pretty awesome after all. And woozy. Oh, the blood... I've certainly made a mess. Mop, anyone?

Maybe we can reattach!

Well, if we can't, y'know what my mom always says... "You've got a spare, don't be selfish! And share with your brother." Maybe he can turn it into a lamp or something.

Oh god, like that lamp in A Christmas Story? XD

I didn't see that, so I'm going to assume... yes.

http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Stor.../dp/B00026F4EY

This one is really poor quality, but you get the idea. XD;

I'm not gonna lie... a sick part of me wants that lamp. JUST so that when I'm old and there's a new nurse at the home to take care of me, I can say, "Y'know, my husband passed just five years ago. He was a surgeon. Taxidermy was his true passion though." and then I'd stare longingly at the lamp and sigh.

Hahahahaha that would be amazing. XD

There are better and cheaper versions floating around, too.

I am so ready to be a crazy old lady, I've even got my tombstone message prepared. "Do Not Disturb"

Say, I think I'm gonna go to sleep now. I'll talk to you later if we see each other again. G'night.

Sorry I poofed, I got caught up in some new Pokemon stuff. XD;;

But yus! :D I will be around, nice talking to you~ Later lady. :D

... Lamp~

Its weird.

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