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She wouldn't, she would make me think i was going on a date but after bringing me to the restaurant and dining she would dash footing the bill on me.

xD

I believe this to be very true too.

Take me to a few clubs owned by her minions.

bring me out to watch cherry blossoms fall at the end of spring and have a picnic.

Graveyard... then make out all night

would have taken me to a metal factory and have a statue made in my honor. xD

Would go and ballroom dance, just to show me off =P

show up at my front door blasting music to get me to come out and blackmail me into a date to some punk rave glow joint to drug me for a night to stay with her.
>_>
come on test me xD

she'd take me to a bar and I'd wake up the next morning in a dumpster missing all my clothes and a kidney... good times...

she would take me to a clinic to tell me that she has an std from outta nowhere and promise to take me to disney land after if i told her where she got it from.

XDDDDDD

She'd give me an std so i can take her to disney land...

o___O
-gets taken to disneyland and lead into the "Tower of Terror"-
.....
-whites out-

via virtual reality

in the sleepy hollow forest with "dust"

She would take me to a classical concerto, where we'd make out and or have smex passionately during the more intricate movements of bach and bethoven~

She would take me horseback-riding then dine in the rancho. *classical guitars a-playing*