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She'd just ram one of those horns into my gut.

Making me inhale the pixy dust around her.

Send kitties (my favorite animals) after me to claw me to death
T_T i Be very sad

She would poison my drink while at dinner party. Playing the perfect actress as she freaks out over one of her guests dying at the table.

ZOMFG What happened!? He was just fine! Everything was going well and now this. What ever shall i do!?
-Runs off quickly to make a fake phone call to the cops. And as she does she gets murdered by his "Ghost"- Whooooo oohhhh ooooooo whoooooo!
Dun dun dunnnnnn

In the ensuing chaos at the party, I stumble across an open door, trip, and impale myself on the many traps she left to safeguard her room of poisons.

And because he was carrying his dinner ends up impaling me with his SPORK!

I am challenged to a sword duel...which doesn't extend to my scythe. Fighting awkwardly with a rapier I die in the battle.

@Nicole: haha hyper much? :p

I R NOT HYPER I R TIRED AFTER RUNNING AROUND ALL DAYS
T_T

so much moving

-Is gets killed but a panda he would randomly summon and it would squish me just by landing on me from the air-

Feed me to the zombies that she keep in her closet.

then she would eat me cause i be turned into chocolate from those zombies that are also made of chocolate which i to shoulda coulda ate >_<

Bite my head off and smile the whole time ;< lol

She's not at work
She's not at school
She's not in bed

Her beauty would nosebleed me and the fountain would act as a rocket leading into the stratosphere. Cause of death: Implosion. A bad way to go.

One blow to the solar plexus, and then another to my spinal chord. Quick and clean.

Probably giving me my first assignment as a real assassin outside of school xD