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-fell down on top of me- ;x.x

By consuming my shadow and then slowly my body TT^TT

By rigging some manner of contract with uber fine print that results in soul being eaten by moderately powerfull demon.

Our kind previously thought to be immortal was proven incorrect as her imprisonment spell kills me.

with the magical butterfly yo

She'd pull out her gun and shoot me.
(really for some reason I thought you were holding a gun xD)

He'd hang me from that tree T^T

He would cleverly manipulate me into trusting him to do something so obviously stupid that a 5-year-old would know better then strangle me, laughing.

Those red things on her head? Their evil vine sucker things that eat out your brain and run you body like an automaton until it decomposes and they find a new brain to eat. I happen to be near by.

They would probably look at me, and id die.. Lol

bite me to death

She would smite me down with brimstone for my "unholy" fashion sense? xDD Sorry the scene in my head is very comedic.

Would most likely drown me in a swimming pool filled with hair gel. > _ <

hehe again you make me laugh.
By the way Etheral your texts are too light for me to read. ;>.>

Would instigate some kind of royal conflict involving me and someone's daughter that gets me on death's row.

He'll put up a good fight, but in the end, all succumb to my fangs!

It's supposed to be how I kill you dude....but yeah I guess I succumb to his fangs. xP