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You're the one who wanted me to read a certain book thus making me need to send you to the library for one.

The one who crashed Beatnik tonight!

The one who shot John Lennon

Was unaware I have no idea who John Lennon is so could not have shot him. This means he is trying to cover up for his own murder of the gal/guy.

You stoke my blanket >:(

You set the blanket on fire so that I had to steal it to but it out.

You poured gasoline on it and set it on fire to set up your above listed scenario.

You were the one who was playing with the fire and I thought the gasoline was water cause you told me it was!

You told me you wanted to be gassy

you looked at my jellyfish and made him explode

you ran over my dog

You feed your dog to my python so now it tries to eat everyone's dog!

You stole my python and claimed ti was yours.

You gave me the darn python! And you trained it to give me dead rats every third Tuesday of the month.

You told me you liked dead rats!

I do, but only at the lab. I don't need them piling up at my house with all the dead bodies! Plus, you were the one who collected rat corpses before so who knows what you do with them.