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*kittens just steal all the icecream and gravy*

*Stares at empty cart*
*Runs to the hills to get more ice cream*
*Sets up shop next to Ath's skittles*

Kittens are notorious for skipping out on bills.

*Eyes kittens cautiously*
*Gives kittens lots of manuals on how to pay bills*

Bad kittens! *makes them work off their bill*

*Gets bored of manning a shop and starts planting Ath's skittles on the ground, topped with ice creams*
*Enlists turkeys to man the shop*

did someone call for a turkey? -sits behind the counter-

Yesyes! Here, all you have to do is take the ice cream and aim to sell to people!

*Gives Choco ice cream scoopers*

-eats one and hides the other down shorts- delish! what now?

*Internal screaming and facial contortions*
You. You pay up. Then you go around making other people do the same.

ok! -throws a quater onto the rafters- HEY EVERYONE, POTPOT WANTS YOU TO PAY UP!

-slings a turkey leg-

*Sets cho on fire*

-meets turkey leg with egg-shield-

-dies a horrible not-flameretardant death-

*cues sad violin music*
*gives cho's grave an omelette and sheds a few tears*

Oh hey, who brought marshmallows?