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Granted but you don't like the reason
i wish i would get over this cold already
(i've had it for like 3 days now -.- and it's worse now then when it started)

Granted, you got over it but you still had it.
I wish 2 100 dollar bills flew and hitted me in the face.

Granted but then they flew away

I wish I could see the future

Granted but then you see things you don't want to.

I wish I could stay focused.

Granted, but it only lasted for a minute.
I wish my avatar had a pet monozu.

granted but it's so small no one can see it
i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but it was found in the alley and died later from various deceases.
I wish I had an extent knowledge of anime.

Granted but now you forget everything else

I wish I could shape shift

Granted, but you don't understand your powers and become mush. Later being eaten by a pack of hungry senior citizens..

I wish my corrupt wishes were more funnier.

Granted but now people don't have any sense of humor

I wish my eye would stop bothering me

Granted, but it popped out and walked away.

I wish... I wish I was in a episode of the simpsons.

Granted but the episode was never aired

I wish I had magic powers

(That was cooold...)
Granted, but the only power you could do is the magic of door opening powers. And the length of the power you will have to be 1CM close to the door to open it.

I wish miley cyrus was hanging off of a cliff.

(how so?)
Granted but the cliff is only a foot high

I wish I were super smart

Granted, but my definition of super smart is an IQ of 1. Enjoy!

I wish I don't have to read books, I just need to stare them down and get the information I want.

Granted but now you're blind

I wish I could time travel