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... Iiii am not convinved that this happened. Ever.

You wanted.to cut out my kidneys and put them in your Chili but I was too fast for you
then we fenced with real fence and it was awesome.
I had a wood fence and you had metal

... Yeah, this didn't happen...

Fencing with fences? That's so awesome~ > w<

I won by getting a splinter into.your right index finger but I also.had war injuries
my shin had a small cut on.it that stung really badly.
Iblaughed evily as you tended to your fatal wounds knowing you wouldn't be able to recover

Pretty sure Sami's lost it.

Golly. Sounds like an epic encounter. Too bad Gall doesn't remember it. o 3o

I don't remember it because it never happened.

How can something so awesome not happen?! D:>

I blame drugs.

Then as if by magic you pulled out the splinter and threw it down and screamed a battle cry
you ran at me with your once injured finger and took me by surprise
you stuck the finger in my mouth and rubbed it on my front teeth feeling them

I was too surprised to react once I regained my bearings you had already removed your.finger with a wicked grin.
I did not know that with that gesture you had set up a trap.for.me

... I'm going to walk away now...

Don't go~ This story is really interesting. The best part is your reactions. ' w';

I lunged for you but.missed my mark
my hands fell upon your shoulders so I shook you and kicked your feet.

You smiled at me and licked my cheek
I gasped
that was the biggest insult to a person

So I made you dance like a ballerina and you giggled
I knew I could win.

But then.... a dragon swooped into the clearing summoned by the teeth swiping
it was angry from being awakened from.its slumber

*squints at thread*

Wussat? Can I come in?
*tracks mud into the lab*

Of course you can... -notices mud- ...

... Well, I suppose my statement still stands. Do you have any sanity to offset this hallucination Sami seems to be having?