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Granted, but it made you so fat that you have your own gravitational pull!

I wish for nothing.

Granted you get Nothing, but you lose everything!

I wish I wasn't sun burnt.

granted but it turned into a really dark tan...

i wish for FOOd

All of the food is now spoild.

I wish I didn't have to go to work!

granted but you lose your job

i wish for me to lose the weight i want to lose!

You've been fired! o3o you never have to go to work again!

I wish kiwi were here ;-;

granted, but it is just a fruit.

i wish for a cookie

granted but the cookie shrinks you to an atom size.
i wish i could read japanese

Granted but you can no longer speak, only read..

I wish for a bottom feeder fish

Granted, but your other fish ate it.

I wish I could speed type correctly on my phone.

grated but your thumbs fall off
i wish that i became a billionare

granted but you are stranded on a deserted island with nothing to spend it on.

I wish i had a cold glass of water.

Granted but it is sea water so you always feel thirsty

I wish that i had a cord for my VCR to hook up to my TV

Granted, but it eats all of your VHS tapes.

I wish to do well on my interview tomorrow.

granted but as your leaving your new employer sees you rip your pants
i wish for a sex slave

Granted, but your new sex slave thinks your horrible at it and decides to break his or her bond to you and follows that up by killing you.

I wish for...umm...I actually dunno what I want to wish for. D: