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Granted but you hate the person that does.

I wish for some sleep

Granted, but you'll never wake up again!

I wish for health.

Granted but everything else sucks!

I wish for no pain!

Granted, but now you cannot feel anything at all.

I wish I could breathe in space!

Granted, But you are being pulled into the sun.

I wish for some good luck.

Granted but the person you love most has a horrible rash of bad luck at the same time.

I wish I got paid more at work.

Granted but now you have no time to spend it!

I wish for a happy place

granted, but it's only 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch.

I wish for a fun distraction.

Granted but it's so fun and addictive you never do anything else, even eat/sleep.

I wish to have a tasty snack.

Granted, but you only have one and wish you have more.

I wish for some warmth.

Granted but you are now in the middle of the sun

I wish my boss would hurry up and get back.

granted but now they never leave you alone!

I wish for yummy food

Granted, you gain 30 lbs.

I wish for every item on Trisphee D8

Granted but you lose internet.

I wish for a swimming pool

granted but the water is dirty

I wish for a new wallet

Granted but anything put into it is dropped in another dimension when you close the wallet.

I wish to have more time to play games.