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I was attaku'd! I RETALIATED. xD

i didn't attack you! i was going for the dimsum ToT

LIES AND SLANDER, MISS. YOU WERE GOING FOR THE JUGULAR!

Hoshiiiiet. I'm almost at 20k now. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? xD;

for heavens sakes- woman! I'm chaotic neutral, not evil! i just wanted the dimsum T_T

NO, MAN. NO. I SAW THE BLOOD THIRSTY LUST INYOUREYES!

... my eyes are robotic- how the hell can they have a bloodthirsty lust? if my face is pealing of?!?!

YUP. IT IS. I CAN SEE IT MALFUNCTIONING. THERE ARE EYES THERE. THEY CONTAIN BLOOD THIRST FOR MY JUGULAR.

¬ ¬ i lust not for blood- i lust for salmon...

-mysteriously pulls out a salmon from her cleavage, shoving it in your mouth-

::is happy. but the eyes glisten blue like always:: It tastes smoked~ that and like sex.... wait what were you and Hermes doing in that closest!

((insert the quoted picture from earlier again... sorry i'm kinda too lazy to do it myself))

UNSPEAKABLE THINGS, HIKO. <3

Quick- we must speak of them .o.

YOU'LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME. -zips her lips-

... nipples...

I has none. Pinkie stole them.

pinkie stole your nipples? .o.