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I can walk on water, but only when on a boat.

I can walk through walls!! But only where there is a door.

I can glide through the air, but only with a parachute.

I magnetically attract dog hair.

I change my appearance to anyone I want, but only when looking into a mirror hanging unpside down while under a sink in pitch black darkness. When I touch the light, I return to my normal self.

I can hear people's thoughts, but only when the whole world is silent.

I can speak in any leanguage, just not the one the people around me can.

I know the lyrics to every song in the world.
I can only say them when everyone is asleep.

I can do anything, but only from 11:59:99 to 12:00:00

I can predict tomorrows weather, but only after watching the news.

I can travel backwards through time, by walking backwards through a room full of clocks.

I can make an endless flow of candy, but only when I open the pouch in my purse... which I usually leave at home lol

I kill anyone with a word, but I don't know the word.

I can beat any video game in five minutes... but only if no ones looking

I can walk across water but only if I'm carrying a canoe.

I can create water, but only a small amount at a time.