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Granted, but you don't have any cable to hook it up to the TV.

I wish I knew how many licks it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, so everyone would stop with that. (I don't even know what the hell is a tootsie pop <.<)

Granted, but your licked so much that the lollypop cracked a bit cutting part of your tongue off. Making it so you can never lick a lollypop again.

I wish I was Slenderman! :D

Granted, but no one would talk to you again and you would be stuck in the forest.

I wish I did not know the inevitable sad part in my book existed

Granted, but the frontal lobe of your brain is now permanently removed and you can't remember or make new memories.

I wish I was good at mathematics.

Granted, but then there is always someone who is better.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Granted, but midway through you lack oxygen and dies.

I wish my shoes would last longer without being scrap ._.

Granted, but you get an infection that causes you to lose your limbs from the shoes.

I wish I could live for a century without aging a bit or losing my loved ones and having anything terrible happen to them

Granted, but then you realise you're having a dream, and wake up and you're still gonna age.

I wish I had a can of coke.

Granted, but you cannot get the came open no matter what you do

I wish I had the ingredients I need to make what I am craving

Granted but they are all bad.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but all the stores shut down so you can't buy anything with the money.

I wish I did not have to do school work today

Granted, but your principle thought you were a snot nose kid and expelled you.

I wish people who called me 10 minutes ago will answer the phone calls I make back!

Granted, but your phone malfunctions and they can unfortunately not hear you.

I wish that people would Roleplay with me a little more often ;]

Granted, but they are not very good partners.

I wish I knew if Vegan is the same person I know on a different site. >o>

Granted but you may never speak to them again.

Wishes she had a wish to corrupt.