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You shh.

No, wait. Don't.

TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE WRITING, WOMAN!

-Shakes her head-

You told me to SHhhhh, so I shhh about it

You told me to shh first! I didn't mean it, I was just repeating!

I... what? I don't even know what to make of that..

I didn't tell you to shh, i was just saying it. -Grins.-

Maybe you'll know. For now I need to go cool off.

It looks delicious.

What exactly about it makes you think delicious? moldy green and dead?

It looks more fruity to me.

I'm a fruity undead merman?

Yes. Yes, you are.

think this will help me get the ladies?

Well. Ladies like mermen. And usually they like fruit or the undead. I'd say you have a pretty good shot.

But there's also that thing where a bunch of foods you like put together isn't always nice, yknow?

I would think the undead would be significantly more enjoyable if they smelled like fruit.

You make a good argument. Unless that's the reason you're into the undead.. people dig the whole rotting dead thing.

They do, but not usually for the smell specifically. There's more people into the dead than there are into the smell of the dead.