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Oh good, we can share <3. *gets out the candles* to improve the ambiance uwu

o. 0; preparing for a candle lit meal there, Kami?

o .o

whats going on

I honestly have no idea, but I may stand near an exit if I were you o.o

I think Kami is about to try mating with the skeevers in the cellar...

o .o''

-uses ultima as a shield-

-shrugs- I was going for more booze.. o. 0; but pretty much agree with Reyo.. I think Kami gets horny when we give her booze.

uwu ...It will be so romantic <3 *sighs* <3

Great... The last thing we need is Kami babies running around in the tavern... We don't run a daycare here >:U

Don't worry; I have a plan in case of a situation like this. I must warn you, though, it is a bit... drastic...

o.o I doubt it will be romantic.. more like strange..

No setting the tavern on fire Reyo...

No no, no fire involved. *points to a suspicious-looking lever* This is the release lever for the cellar's drainage system. If I pull this, the whole thing floods and everything down there gets swept out into the harbor.

We will be swimming and eating your fish. And most importantly..drinking the booze that gets swept out to the ocean with us <3

o. .o Reyo.. that might not be such a good idea.. I think setting the place on fire would be better an idea..

We would run out into the streets and hug as many innocent bystanders as we can uwu...while burning into a crispy rodent wafer.