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The tickle machine. Obviously.

Tickle machine? where?

Where be this tickle machine? Maybe I can improve upon its design and increase its effectiveness.....

-Grabs a baseball bat.- I need to destroy it.

No destroying the invention of the tickle machine......unless it is intended to be used upon myself, in which case by all means destroy it!

I shall help you destroy the tickle machine. > w<

Like I'd let you get anywhere near it with a weapon.

Who says I'm using a weapon? ;3

Indeed, maybe a simple pen could be used, or my ever trusty boot encased foot......*grins evily and makes way over to mysterious room marked "Do Not Enter"*

*follows Alpha curious about the mysterious room* o 3o

Oi! OI! Don't even think about it, you!

*dashes in the direction of the door and manages to get one hand on the door knob and begins to turn* Too late, I shall accomplish my task of destroying it before you can unleash it upon....

Too late, Gall. It's already been a thought. > w>;

Shut your whore mouth Gall!

I can't help it. I feel like I have to with all the money you throw at me.

*jaw drops then rolls on the floor laughing* Wow....did not expect to read that....