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First id get tortured by the beauty.
Then id get slashed by the sword

Get strangled by vines that she grew out of her hands o.O;

Extreme hard core heavy metal caused my ears to bleed and my brain to turn to moosh and run out my ears.

He's gonna unlock mah innards with his sword. T~T *hides*

Holiness... *sizzle* It burns.

She's gonna rip me to bits with shiny chain-thing.

Beat me to death with the party thingy.

Set me on a boat in the general direction of a Siren. ...No idea where that came from.

Death by Random boats!

Death by...uh...forcing me to build too many boats?

Death by AWESOME color scheme.

Lunar Light beams would lind me while she sadistically tears me limb from left

He'd turn into a ONE MAN WOLF TEAM and snap my neck in half. -cough inside joke cough-

Espy would assassinate me...XD (And That's 'one man wolfpack')

Wolf team, wolf pack, same difference XD Funk'd kick my avi in the crotch and shove him over a cliff.

He would use his earthly powers to make it storm in only my bedroom and I drown from too much rain.

edit; His overskirt would come to life and strangle me to death.