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ELECTROLYTES! <3

As a plant, I can confirm that I am indeed craving this, and am interested in knowing more.

It has electrolytes in it.

That's all you need to know.

I am sold. Quigglesby, fetch the car. I wish to make a purchase of Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator(tm).

I could go into the stuff about electrolyte overdose/deficiency...or I can just give you the Spoopy Salt. Unlike normal salt, which takes up water as well as increase the stuff around channels (creating a degree of blockage/storage) or other materials that flood your system like a sugar rush/crash, Spoopy Salt (TM) is the perfect non-lethal unbalance balance for any non-hominid!

(Warning: Ingestion of Spoopy Salt may result in nonsense, cuteness, and talking excessively.)

*Swallowing loads of Spoopy Salt*

Mmmhmmm. Wait a minute... This isn't Spoopy salt. THIS IS SPOOKY SALT! D: DOCTOR! WHAT ARE THE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES OF SPOOKY SALT!?

Oh, dear...
Illusion, my dear patient, I am afraid I have some bad news...

No lie, the first time I played Bioshock Infinite, I avoided taking all the Salt lying around because I thought it was actual salt and wanted to avoid too much sodium, for...some reason.

>.>
I have never played Bioshock...I was playing System Shock 2 before college started up...

O.O

What.. What's the bad news? And is there any good news!?

We'll find out after these messages!

The good news is that you are healthy and stable...

*Puts on Ad Block*

O.O Tell me.

YES. YES.

...The bad news is that you will soon be unable to interact or be observed by anyone in existence. The Spooky Salt is an electromagnetic catalyst to a realm of cute rational things unable to be duped or played with...and the go around saying "Hugglegriffin" all day long. There are no rituals or celebrations for these creatures, as they are irrational.

*Farts all the salt out of my body into creating a dust cloud.*

...Crap. Well, we need to act quickly.
Fetch me my red pants and brown shirt! Grab the Fronkenburgers and Bludcula Fries! I can reverse the tide with meat and potato!

*Epic Battle of Foods Commences*

...There fixed. So, in conclusion: don't eat the Spooky Salt.