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*pats Misericorde on the head* Then go get some sleep. Don't let our insanity keep you awake

XD So I was looking around The Flat Earth Society website...anyone interested in becoming a member for the small fee of $9.00? They'll send you a badge and certificate and everything

Yup. They still think the Earth is flat-they want you to think it too, and pay them $9 to officially share their opinion

Because you can join their silly little club, and have a silly little badge and a silly little certificate that say you're an absolute idiot

Wait wait wait, look at all the stuff they send you if you join

"To become a member and Friend of the Flat Earth Society, a donation of $9.00 is requested. By becoming a Friend of the Flat Earth Society, you will receive a membership card, a signed membership certificate and a hand-cast (by me) pewter medallion which will be individually numbered with your unique Society membership number. These items will be sent to you by air-mail. More than likely, I'll also include any little Flat Earth Society trinkets I have on hand at the time -- stickers, fridge magnets, postcards.. stuff like that. As with the Associate Membership, your name will be included with our online membership records only if you request it. "

Sooo ... "You get a card, another piece of paper, a necklace with a meaningless number on it, and anything else related I might have laying around" XD

XD really that sounds so wonderful.

But they have magnets u gais...MAGNETS

If only morons were that easy to identify in real life.

No kidding, I wish it was that easy.

Well they'll have giant pewter medal's hanging around their necks. That'll make it pretty easy