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You wouldn't be on the menu. I need to keep someone around to blame.

Hey!! I thought I was going to be your arch-nemesis!!

Wouldn't it be fitting to frame an arch-nemesis for murder?

I assumed I'd be the one investigating! Then all my leads will say Biomecha, until the last minute when you frame someone equally as evil... unless... that someone equally as evil is me!!!

I'll jut keep killing all the investigators until I come across one dumb enough to not be able to figure anything out.

Your meanness knows no bounds!!

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me. You will be spared.

Just so you can get me later, isn't it...

N-no... It's because I value your human perspective on things.

Nice save :P
I also value your perspective on things.

Like this?

Are you seeing my online history??? I was going to mention her to you today!!!
That, speaking of human/alien perspectives, I was surprised Salvia is only 18!
what up, yo

Yeah, so young! I wish my brain could even be 10% as creative. But imagine how much time she has to evolve into even crazier ideas.

That's true. She started doing cool make-up like Hungry, now she's a crazier Fecal Matters, imagine her at 30...

She probably already knows the secret to space travel and promised the other aliens not to share.

Or maybe the others don't want to visit after her reports of the life here