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Seconded! Adorable Corgis! *makes grabby hands at*

ouo -nabs a suborgi and cuddles it-

I have a friend that just got a corgi puppy... omg - so cute!

*releases the illegal in Ontario pitbulls into the lab*

Err... don't ask how I got them. They just somehow came into my possession. o3o

*Has hijacked materials to conduct experiments on the dead*
What...no...Nooo...pitbulls!!! Aaaah!!!
*crash*

I'll take them! I love pitbulls! They are so loving and they have beautiful big heads! <3

*Looks at mess the pitbulls made*
Nuuuooo...my undead work...

*pounces around lab, leaving footprints and claw scratches/marks all over the wall, ceiling and floor*

Ari-Tiger is strong. o3o

*Is creating a mix between an undead cadaver and a pipe system*
>.> <.<
*Tosses everlasting cat treat at Arikana*
Sssshhhh....

*turns nose at the dead and beginning to decay body and continues to claw through the lab*

GRRRrrrrrrr GGggrrrrr (I want fresh meat! Live meat!)

;_; I gave you a cat-treat, not dead meat.

Hmm...should I go "Mad Father" here...
*Grabs mini-chainsaw*

;_;
No one wants to be experimented on...

BI heeeeeey, make sure to clean that up after, the cleaning lady is zombified in the basement right now, the sedation dart just kinda made her brain deadish..... We think.

Ooooh...
Well, I should be getting in my order of test subjects soon...
*Starts working on a computer chip to improve the cleaning of the zombie-cleaner.*

*wiggles about spookily over Lawtan* That looks like some important stuff you're doing.

But of course! All in the name...of SCIENCE!

*Lightning crackles*

Yes! The energy needed to fuel my half-dead cat machine!