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Hmm, good question. If meowls existed, I'd want to have those along with platypuses and pangolins for a weird animal farm.

Awww don't call pangolins weird xD

It's a mammal that looks like a mini dinosaur. It's a good kind of weird.

True.
I like its face. And scales.

They look like armored puppies. Tactical doggos?

Why do they need defenses? WHO IS ATTACKING THEM???

Maybe it's a new breed to protect humans. Emotional support tactical pets.

Yes
fight the depression for real
with punches

What animal would be capable?

For the record, humans are mostly attacking pangolins. They're one of the most illegally trafficked animals in the world. :(

WHO'S TRAFICCKING THEM!!! ASSHOELS!!!

kangurus seem capable of punches

You can have them carry your wallet and other belongings too.

Multi-use support pets!
Why can't dogs have pockets

That's probably one of the reasons why they started making them wear vests. But they're pretty good at fetching things for you anyway. If you don't mind a little slobber.

Apparently in traditional Chinese medicine they are a common cure for a lot of things ranging from colicy babies to "demon and ogre posessed women." They dry their scales and make medicines with them. :(

We used to have a lady with a service dog come in to the store I worked at all the time. She was wheelchair bound and had very limited mobility with her hands, so she would unzip her little purse thing and fish the money out, then the dog would hop up on the counter and "hand" it to you. He was such a well trained dog. He would carry the shopping bag to the transport van she used and put it in a little bin thing, then stand patiently while the driver strapped her in, then sit in the passenger seat.

Noo D: poor pangolins deserve to live more than people who traffic them

Hm, I mind slobber a lot. But i'm also scared of raccoons and their human-like hands