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Canada goes cross-eyed trying to look at the bunny on his head but by his secretary's stiffled laugh he looks funny. Canada gave a good natured sigh, "As long as it doesn't think I'm its mother or the leader of its army."


"I think it believes all of the above and more, sir." The receptionist says straight faced. "And yes, William, they should make them all one species."

William/the Confederacy just giggles watching Canada. "Nah, I'm the leader of the army....now the mother thing? That....I don't know. It might think that. It probably does." He just smiles. "It would make more sense than it does currently." He goes to making more bunnies.

Canada stops trying to look at the bunny and goes back to paperwork untill the bunny falls off his head and onto the paperwork. He stares at it for a while then deadpans, "No, I'm not your mother."

This causes the secretary to raise his eyebrow at Canada, "You sure about that, sir?"

William just does sad chibi eyes at Canada. "Look at how depressed the bunny is now. It just wanted a mother and look what you did to it." He's being all dramatic now. "It's a depressed little bunny now. How could you do that to the poor little bunny?"

Canada gives William an incredulous look then turns back to the bunny. He points to his secretary, "See Damien over there, he is your mother." Canada smirks at his secretary who has an odd expression.

"The bunny wants you to be it's mother....though it likes you fine and everything, but it wants Canada to be its mother." He makes another bunny and puts it by the emo unloved bunny. "And you can't choose your parents.....or your children for that matter either."

Damien is smirked by the time William is done with his speach. "Looks like you're stuck with them, sir."

Canada shoots him a mock hurt look then looks at the two bunnies on his papers. "I'm not your mother." He repeats solemly. He leans in as to whisper, "You're made of paper and William is your creator."

William just giggles a bit. "Creator doesn't mean I'm mother." He sticks his tongue out a bit at Canada. "It means I'm daddy." He chuckles/giggles a bit. "And it's your paper. You are mother dearest." He keeps making more to add to the pyramid of bunnies.

Canada carefully picks up his bunnies and places them on his desk. "Stay there." He instructed them as though they would actually move. "And no delusions I'm not your mother. I'm your step-father."

Damien shakes his head, "You are obviously the mother. Don't deny it, Canada, you know it in your heart." He is teasing Canada.

William just smiles at Canada. "They're still going to call you mommy though. Just so you know, but it's only because they love you. I promise. You have evil bunnies that love you. So their evil won't eat you alive or anything. You are protected from their evil."

Canada is alternating glaring at William and Damien. "They aren't evil, they are made of paper. And it is not paperwork, ergo, it is not evil."

"More people would understand you if you used 'therefore' instead of 'ergo'." The secretary comments mindlessly having returned to the paperwork.

"It's not because they're paper that they are evil...it's because they are bunnies...and bunnies are evil. That's where the logic comes from." He's still working on the army. "But they're my evil bunny army so it's all good." He makes a kissy face at the army randomly.

Canada just shake his head, "I don't get that. But apparently you do so I'll leave you two to that."

"Did you miss the whole conversation about bunnies and children being evil?" The secreatary replies.

"Yes, I did, but that doesn't mean I got it." Canada relied confused.

"AND they're children. THEY ARE CHILDREN BUNNIES! THAT IS A DOUBLE EVIL!" William kind of flails a bit. "But they're my double evil baby bunnies." And he's still going to make more of them. "Beware the double evil." He just smiles. "All you need to understand is that children AND bunnies are evil."

"So my apparent children are evil and plot to take over the world?" Canada asked cautiously.

"Yes," the secretary replied. "And they'll start with Canada if you don't finish the paper work." Canada eeps and start going through papers even faster.

William just nods a bit before bursting out laughing as Canada starts working faster on the paperwork and all. He doesn't think the bunnies will take over Canada. Canada is mommy. And the bunnies aren't those spiders that eat their mother or anything....but he isn't going to say that.