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to kill or to move fast?

To move fast enough to kill.

Nice tagline for your robot movie

It's my motto. But I think the fastest I've gone so far is in the 90 mph range just trying to keep up in one of the lanes. Hope to avoid doing that again.

ah yes, going too slow is a problem as well

Basically, it doesn't matter what you do. It will always be wrong.

that's why my friend's car horn stopped working

Sometimes I wish there was an "I'm sorry" honk when you accidentally mess up.

heheh, like a sad horn sound?

That might work, similar to sad trombone. Hmm, there should actually be a variety of horn sounds to suit any occasion.

that should be our business proposal on shark tank

We'd have to work out the kinks to avoid distracted driving.

to avoid creating a symphony out of horns?

Looking for the perfect horn might take your eyes off the road. Not that anyone has their eyes on the road anyway, when everyone is looking at their phone.

So what you're saying is, we should transform the sad horn into an app!! Oooh, now that makes sense

Yes. Because I want to buy Tesla stock. And if more people are encouraged to use apps while driving, they'll want to buy cars that have self driving capabilities so they don't have to steer as much.